screamote

noun or verb. Completely capitalized text typed into an email, chat, messaging, or other online communication channel, usually to signify excitement or yelling.

Jim: I LOVE GREEN BEANS!
Bill: Great, Jim, but next time, no need to screamote it.

by Traziel September 22, 2007

Spreadsheeter

It is said of a homosexual man who really loves NSA sex with one, two or lots of men. Mostly, but not always, a bottom gay.
Expression comes from Argentina, where it is an habit for some gays to go to Brazil and have sex with as many dudes as possible, then ''fill Excel spreadsheets with the dicks they ate''.

''He's a totally spreadsheeter; look how the bitch is counting all the guys who fucked him''.

by dantelicious July 11, 2009

Spreading School

A place where moms and dads go in order to learn to spread butter, cream cheese, peanut butter, jelly as well as other assorted items on bread, bagels or crackers.

Johnny: Mom, how do you spread this cream cheese so smooth on my bagel?
Mom: Well, I went to Spreading School!

by islandgirl63 December 19, 2010

screamshot

A picture of a screen, in the case of mispronunciation or jumbled speech.

She took a screamshot of her friend's post.

by iamaparallelogram March 16, 2017

The Screamin' Meanies

Diarrhea, particularly after eating spicy food.

I have The Screamin' Meanies from that cabrito last night.

by Dylan Howard July 18, 2008

E-Scream

The act of writing an e-mail, IM or any form of online communication all in caps to express rage, frustration or bitterness.

Derived from the french word ``e-cris``

The e part meaning that`s electronic and the cris part that the sender is currently ``en crisse`` =P

Please press the caps lock key as I hate you e-screaming at me

by tba03 December 12, 2008

screamer

A joint with a white line down the middle.
A marijuana ciggarette laced with cocaine.

We just smoked a screamer.

by ricphlair October 26, 2008