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rock sock

You better watch it punk, or I'll rock sock, your mama's cock!
by D'Shay March 7, 2003
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Sox [socks]

Two old Baseball teams with the name of either the color; "red" or "white" followed by; "sox"?

We can only assume it (socks) is misspelled so that the players they hire might be able to; 1) pronounce: SOCKS phonically; 2) remember to put them on "under" their shoes; 3) not go into catatonic shock if they are ever traded to the "white" "sox"...
Red "SOX socks" player Manny Ramirez wears red "SOCKS" and should be knocked to the ground and given a hair cut.

Then someone should put him into a uniform that doesn't make him look like 300 pounds of shit stuffed into a 500 pound sack.

Then he (Ramirez) should be traded from the Red "SOX socks" to the White "SOX socks"; (who changed their name from "White Stockings" when panty hose were invented).

Some dead players from either of the present day "SOX socks" teams may, or may not have ever played with the "Brown Stockings" of St. Louis who moved and became the "Orioles" of Baltimore becuase they found the whole "sox-v-socks" cotroversy too mundane.

(See also "Men In Tights")
by Cardinal MacHoney August 28, 2008
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Singing To Your Socks

One of the hundreds of ways of saying "puking".
"Have you seen Bill?"
"Yeah, he drank all the vodka, and now he's singing to his socks..."
by OmegaZeto July 26, 2005
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Crusty jizz sock

When your brother Bret whacks his pecker in your black nike sock then leaves it in your room for you to see
I found a crusty jizz sock under bret’s Bed
by Chris Fleming September 15, 2019
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Ima sock you

you gon get yo ass knocked tf out is what that mean (origin Philly)
"Ima sock you dickhead if you don't get tf from out my face"
by 24k._.goldyn._.lele_ November 9, 2022
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Pink Sock Block

When you pink socked your girl’s ass so bad during first time anal she blocks your cock from getting anywhere near her brown button ever again.
I thought Rachel loved anal sex the other night the way she was screaming but tonight I got pink sock blocked so I’m done.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018
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eat my socks

another use for "Shut up" but less used. Eat my socks is self explanatory in a base sense.
Kyle: "Yo my dog died....."
Chad: "Eat my socks."
by ur-uncle December 20, 2020
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