Nice shit

The prettest of all turds

Thats one hell of a nice shit you took.

by Shithouse man November 5, 2018

goofy shit

Goofy shit is like bullshit, Bull fuckery, Estupid shit lol, Non factor, Irrelevant, wacky,just ughhhh!!

Yo I ain't with the goofy shit. Fuck outta here.

by Cuntyone October 4, 2017

Kick Shit

Hang out or chill; mess around; kill time.

I went over to David's the other day to kick shit for a few hours and talk about MW3.

I just kicked shit the whole break 'cause all my friends were out of town for Thanksgiving.

by 1958 December 28, 2011

Shit in a bottle

when you have nowhere to park your breakfast so you do it in an empty 2 litre bottle.

i had nowhere to wrestle with sergent brown so i had to shit in a bottle and leave it near a homeless person!

by johnny alans February 19, 2010

No Shit Sherlock!

When someone says something very obvious

*everyone sees red kill black*

Yellow: yo i think red is the impostor*

everyone: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

by pseudonym ツ October 7, 2020

fuck this shit

Commonly said when you are at the end of your rope doing anything at all. Normally after you have felt bitchy and pissed off all day.

Sitting at the computer surfing around when you just get fed up and say "FUCK THIS SHIT" and go to bed.

by ladydee7669 December 14, 2006

Shit Wank

Wanking whilst sitting down and having a shit, as it makes the shitting far more enjoyable, and also much, much easier

Damn, I had a really good shit wank today....

Oh, that shit wanking makes shitting so much nicer and easier

I was turtling, and at the same time feeling really horny, so I sat down and had a good shit wank...

by Bibbo November 16, 2006