When your getting sucked off you say close your eyes and then you pull out of there mouth and stick a cactus in
by Surprise giver March 23, 2021

When one shits into a condom, freezes it overnight, and shoves it up someone's anus without their permission or knowing about it until after the shit has been charged inside them.
I gave my girlfriend the Alaskan Surprise; I thought it was funny, but she hasn't talked to me in days.
by antijokenonqueere September 4, 2012

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
by Twitchness September 27, 2017

When a lick to the face turns into a scratch.
When you come in hot but they come in hotter.
When you feel feisty and ready to pounce regardless of the gender.
When you come in hot but they come in hotter.
When you feel feisty and ready to pounce regardless of the gender.
Kyle: “I saw a baddie across the bar and went up to say hi.”
Nick: “Bro, what did you say?”
Kyle: “nothing, I went in for a lick, but they went in for the scratch.”
Nick: “Dude, you got the Rainbow Kitten Surprise”
Nick: “Bro, what did you say?”
Kyle: “nothing, I went in for a lick, but they went in for the scratch.”
Nick: “Dude, you got the Rainbow Kitten Surprise”
by Word Flirt October 7, 2025

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."
The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!
by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019

How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 10, 2016

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019
