Vegas Surprise

When you are in your hotel room in Vegas and you take a shit in the toilet and then put the top down with out flushing.
You Dave check it out - i just took a shit and didn't flush. Chris is about to get a Vegas Surprise!!!!
by VegasSurpriseGuy July 27, 2008
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Wedding Cake Surprise

The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.
Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.
by cockbandit1869 July 06, 2011
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The Chocolate surprise

when your partner is fucking you up the ass and shits on your dick( or fake dick)and you suck the shit off, and he sticks the rest up the vagina. then the partner eats out the shitty vagina, and likes it.
" Yo he didnt know The Chocolate surprise i had coming for him"
by Carls and KC November 27, 2007
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Home Depot Surprise

Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.
Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night
by OneBadGloop November 16, 2020
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Scottish Surprise

When someone kisses a person who appears to be a woman in a skirt but soon realized it was a man in a kilt
Yeah dude I totally got a Scottish Surprise from that blond over there
by bagpiping penguins July 28, 2022
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Peppermint surprise

When you nut inside a woman when she is on her period and the red and white mixture drips out resembling a red and white Peppermint candy, usually surprises the participating party
I nutted inside Jessica last night when she was on her period, and she was surprised to notice the color combination dripping out of her looked like a Peppermint candy, thus giving her a Peppermint surprise.
by GunghoJoe570 October 15, 2022
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Surprise Pigeon

When you steal a person's sandwich and then jizz on their shoulder.
Jeff was being an ass flaunting his fucking sandwich around so I gave that fucker a Surprise Pigeon!
by 87 Heavy September 21, 2018
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