See half-boner. Slightly increased blood flow to dick caused by slight feelings of arousal.
Usually experienced during legitimate arousal when standing or multitasking.
Also experienced as a defense mechanism in genetically superior males when about to nail a fat chick, as the penis will attempt to reject blood flow, resulting in an increase in time to achieve full boner status, which the penis hopes will be long enough for its master to pass out, give up due to frustration, or realize what he is about to bang and leave, so as to prevent conception of fat children by superior sperm.
Usually experienced during legitimate arousal when standing or multitasking.
Also experienced as a defense mechanism in genetically superior males when about to nail a fat chick, as the penis will attempt to reject blood flow, resulting in an increase in time to achieve full boner status, which the penis hopes will be long enough for its master to pass out, give up due to frustration, or realize what he is about to bang and leave, so as to prevent conception of fat children by superior sperm.
Henry experienced a soft erection upon being handed a drink by the blonde server at the roulette table.
by Dopplegangbanger May 8, 2014
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Not to be mistaken for little or small dick energy, Soft Dick Energy presents when someone actually has the tools for a happy and successful life (including good sex), but is too lazy or unable for a myriad of reasons to use said tools in a satisfactory manor.
He had such big dick energy, post break up he’s on constant benders, no sleep, and it’s making him ooze soft dick energy. Now he’s a walking disappointment.
by WhatsNormal47 June 10, 2019
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z sofia (n.) are most commonly found roaming the streets of budapest and/or nearby villages. more often than not, the z sofia will be spotted munching on lángos and blasting dübörög a ház on repeat while simultaneously photographing and classifying every dog variety that passes. a z sofia is a chopstick natural, even the slipperiest of noodles the z sofia handles gracefully. the best way to call a z sofia over is the act of making kissing while patting ones knees, very much like calling a pupper. z sofia's naturally prey on liams who have little defense against z sofias advances. the only known predators of the z sofia are kitchen counters and vodka shots.
z sofia (n.) are most commonly found roaming the streets of budapest and/or nearby villages. more often than not, the z sofia will be spotted munching on lángos and blasting dübörög a ház on repeat while simultaneously photographing and classifying every dog variety that passes. a z sofia is a chopstick natural, even the slipperiest of noodles the z sofia handles gracefully. the best way to call a z sofia over is the act of making kissing while patting ones knees, very much like calling a pupper. z sofia's naturally prey on liams who have little defense against z sofias advances. the only known predators of the z sofia are kitchen counters and vodka shots.
bro 1: fuck dude i woke up cold as shit this morning bc my blankets were gone
bro 2: idiota, u gotta hold on to that shit or a z sofia might take 'em
bro 2: idiota, u gotta hold on to that shit or a z sofia might take 'em
by huszarlany69 June 4, 2018
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Or just being someone who loves cheese a bit too much.
Or just being someone who loves cheese a bit too much.
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Get the u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers? mug.accronym for Some Other Female Interest. Often used by hockey players refering to having multiple, sex based relationships with a cornocopia of women.
So i was wheelin some dirt jofa and some sofi hits my celly so i bailed on the jofa and brought over the hotter bunny.
Word bro, I assume the sofi was a starter rather than the dustbunny jofa
Clearly
Word bro, I assume the sofi was a starter rather than the dustbunny jofa
Clearly
by Gonger93 December 11, 2010
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