rusty venture

The rusty part is when you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don't let her go to the can; then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick, so right when you're about to get off take it out and blow shitty cum on her back.

The venture part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands

How about I take you to my boudoir and give you a little rusty venture?

by esquilax13 November 26, 2010

Rusty Rifle

Clap infected penis whilst urination

Old wartime term for a man with an STD

Rusty Rifle representing a rusty infected penis peeing at all angles

by Arthur Niptoo January 12, 2012

Rusty 46

When you have anal sex with someone from Oklahoma who doesnt wipe well.

Q:How was your date last night?
A: it was great until I got a rusty 46 from this girl from Tulsa.

by BigPasta September 23, 2021

Rusty Trombone

The act of sliding your arm so far up the vaginal tract it makes a low pitched tooting noise, from her gripping your arm so tightly, much like a trombone.

I rusty tromboned that sexy old milf.

by Bigdickenergy13 May 19, 2019

rusty digit

when a woman fingers a mans anus during sexual intercourse.

oh my god, last night, becka tried to give me the old rusty digit, so i punched her in the eye!!

by adam sheldon September 26, 2007

Rusty Parsnip

A very explicit sexual act. Usually used to describe when a vegetable is anally inserted,then eaten by someone other than the person that was inserted with the vegetable. Some people may have sexual feelings about "Rusty Parsnips".This sexual act is very common within the worldwide Russian community.

"Vlad, I'm feeling horny."

"I've got the carrot in my hand,baby."

"I'm ready for a Rusty Parsnip , make me scream!"

"Get ready,babe."

"Oh yeah,fuck yeah."

"Take it,сука."

"AHHHHH,OOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEE!FUCK ME HARDER WITH THE CARROT!"

*Screams of vegetable pleasure*

"Now,that's the brownest carrot I've seen for a while."

"Take a bite,while I get wet."

*Bites into brown, feces covered carrot.*

"How does it taste,Vlad?"

"Fucking grim."

by ado4 February 22, 2015

rusty shotgun

When ones foreskin does not retract from the bottom of there shaft and one requires a warm saopy shower and gentle hands to retact it to operable level above ones penis it is refered to a rusty shotgun.

Craig and rohan went hunting beaver and found there target when fingering the trigger they found their apparatus to be siezed. Thus a rusty shotgun

by craig hibbens March 26, 2014