Rusty Rifle

Clap infected penis whilst urination

Old wartime term for a man with an STD

Rusty Rifle representing a rusty infected penis peeing at all angles

by Arthur Niptoo January 11, 2012

rusty plow

Having an anal threesome and fucking one chick in the ass, pull out with a shit dick and fuck the other girl in the ass

Those girls got the rusty plow last night

by Rusty Gus January 12, 2018

Rusty Crump

R. Crump - new age term used for a shitty anus... Enjoy

I got a rusty Crump!!!!!!!!!

by CrumpFiend August 15, 2009

rusty potato

A sweat baked potato. It's rusty because of the color of the potato.

"That was a delicious rusty potato, you're a great cook!"

by RedScum August 23, 2017

rusty trump

When you shit on someones chest, and smear it around with your shitty toupee.

Dude why are you bald? Man I gave this chick a "rusty Trump" last night and now i need a new toupee.

by Ill_padre February 12, 2018

Rusty Trombone

The act of sliding your arm so far up the vaginal tract it makes a low pitched tooting noise, from her gripping your arm so tightly, much like a trombone.

I rusty tromboned that sexy old milf.

by Bigdickenergy13 May 20, 2019

rusty shotgun

When ones foreskin does not retract from the bottom of there shaft and one requires a warm saopy shower and gentle hands to retact it to operable level above ones penis it is refered to a rusty shotgun.

Craig and rohan went hunting beaver and found there target when fingering the trigger they found their apparatus to be siezed. Thus a rusty shotgun

by craig hibbens March 09, 2014