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Logan Paul

Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their brains with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because everyone else has one and makes them feel special, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased and go to other countries, disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.
Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!

Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.

Son: This sucks, my life sucks, I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!
by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018
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Logan Paul

The king of the white children, beware he commands an army of toddlers but we may all rejoice as a grand hero named KSI is going to rock his shit soon
Logan Paul: *breaths*
KSI: im going to kill you
by Anonymous1045 July 25, 2018
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by UltraDrama April 27, 2019
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Jake Paul

A fucking no good piece of shit cunt that should get slaughtered while he’s still awake
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Jake paul

a person who has no brain cells , hypocritical & no sense because of his brainless head
jakepauler: jake paul ! jake paul: get the fuck off my car jakepauler: *starts crying i love you* jakepaul: *merch merch* MONEYYYYY
by cottoneyedjo September 22, 2018
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Jake Paul

Did you see that gucci belt its totally jake paul
by Xbi June 2, 2018
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Paul Moore

If there is a kid at your name that is around 6'2 and is named Paul Moore,you need to transfer. Paul Moore is the kid that has the worst kenkels you have ever seen, drives a bitch truck, has the hottest mom in the school with the biggest breasts, and worst of all, eats the school pizza with a fork.
"Look at that fag standing over there." "Oh you mean Paul Moore?"
by beastboy4682 December 17, 2019
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