growl-a-poo

The growls your stomach makes before you need to defecate. It usually occurs when the stomach is upset.

Can also refers to farts released when the stomach is upset.

Ray: what is that horrible smell?
CJ: That was a growl-a-poo. I think those burritos made my stomach upset
Ray: Go to the toilet before you make a mess of my sofas

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

poo-snacker

someone who eats their own poo.

"Hey Jack, check out the poo-snacker in Holding Cell 2!

by Makers Mark August 22, 2007

poo-thirty

Any time during the day or night when one's body makes a strong suggestion for the owner of said body to engage in the act of fecal excretion; especially via the Anus.

"Oh wow, I can feel it, it's almost poo-thirty", or, "What time is it?....it's almost poo-thirty".

by Luke Sinak May 2, 2008

Poo-Sack

A bean bag, grey in colour, conspicuously marked, ie. with faecal stains as well as reproductive stains, that is over 15 years old.

It is essential to the achievement of saying the word "Naarnnnnggg correctly.

Man, I was over dere, sittin' on dat dere Poo-Sack when I saw sum quantum fyzix shit rite dere mandem, fook me!

by J-Wizzle-Wizzle January 17, 2010

ch-poo

a fucked up way of mispronouncing the acronym j/k
mostly used by students in sunnyvale california, specially fremont high school

guy one: hey fuck you ch-poo
guy 2: hahaha you're gay ch-poo

by xyz45678 October 4, 2009

diarrhea poo

1) Something that is absolute shit. The worst imaginable thing you have ever seen. It is commonly used to insult someone when they tell a very terrible joke or do something that can only be describes as diarrhea poo.

2) Chronic Diarrhea that causes terrible pain to your ass when coming out. It is slurpy and wet.

1) Jimmy: Hey guys look at this drawing of my mother I spent all last night drawing! What do you think?

Chuck: I think your drawing is absolute diarrhea poo!

2) Jimmy: OMG I went into Chris's bathroom last night after the party to find the grossest fucking diarrhea poo in the toilet. I nearly barfed.

by Thejimjams December 14, 2010

Poo Net

A method in which to prevent any noise whilst shitting.

How to make a poo net: Grab a few sheets of toilet paper and hold them in your hand about 3cm away from your arsehole. Then proceed to shit and your toilet paper and hand will catch it!

by Livlovesmonkeys101 March 28, 2019