Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

By far the best game in the universe. GameSpot, G4TV, and everyone else who says it sucks are LYING.

It's got brake slammin', CB talkin' action, 1000s of miles of highways and byways across America, and best of all, this game lets you win every time. YOU'RE WINNER! But watch out for the Ultimate Traffic Stopper: A Police Roadblock!

<Random person> Hey, I got a new game!
<gs68> What it is?
<Random person> Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing!
<gs68> YOU'RE WINNER!

by gs68 April 8, 2005

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So he could, if only for a moment, try to escape the traumatic and haunting memories that shaped his tumultuous childhood.

Joseph Stalin: Why chicken cross road? ( Why did the chicken cross the road?)

Adolf Hitler: Sos ve could, ifs only for ze moment, try tooz escape ze traumatic and haunting memories zvaht shaped zhis tumultuous childhood.

by PopeMHG June 3, 2018

make a train take a dirt road

Looks so striking they cause people to act in ways out of the ordinary. This can mean you're attractive or butt ugly.

But it usually means butt ugly.

I went to meet Stan from Tinder but left immediately. He looked NOTHING like his pics!!! dude could make a train take a dirt road!
Guys always go crazy over Marcy! She could make a train take a dirt road.

by kloon882 May 31, 2018

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

This game is far the best game ever. It's a driving game where you basically choose a truck and a track and race. It's got unparalleled animation (it's the first game to introdue it's own breed of skybox animation), physics (only in this game can you run through walls, gotta love it), unlimited gameplay area, intelligent AI (the AI is so smart that it's confident it'll win without moving), exciting tracks, photorealistic graphics, and tons of unlockables/customization. It's definitely WINNER and beats games like Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Soulcalibur, Command and Conquer, Battlefield, Need for Speed, Forza Motorsport, Gran Turismo, Elder Scrolls, Halo (even if all these games are combined, they are still the worst ever). This game is WINNER, and so is Gamemill and Stellar Stone (the makers), Rigism (its devoted religion). Remember, STEER CLEAR OF POLICE ROADBLOCKS! READ THE WINNER FAQ!!!

YOU'RE WlNNER! MEGAONE IS WINNER! LORD STELL IS WINNER!
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing beats all LOSERS!!!

by OMGBORONBBQ August 5, 2006

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

A forgotten racing game which the whole world fell in love with.
It was released in late 2003 by Stellar Stone.
You complete races with 4 different types of very fast high powered trucks on 4½ huge unique maps while avoiding the police; or you may abandon a race for a virtually endless, surprisingly amusing free ride experience.
The game has an interesting atmosphere, and it all gives you an amazing feeling of big rig racing.
The music is of a very unique techno style.
The AI is capable of unbelievable skill.
The only thing I didn't like about the game is that they released a patch which fixed a few problems but got rid of some of the things that I feel made it so unique.

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is in no doubt the most ** game ever!

by MogwaII [Slump Virus] September 18, 2010

Mel Gibson Road Warrior Fart

While running to take a shit, you fart a bunch of times because it is against your own will.

"Oh god, did Sampson already shit himself? It fucking smells..."
"Nah dude, he just let out a few Mel Gibson Road Warrior Farts."

by Kevincore. October 12, 2006

Two-Day Mexican Road Trip

Severe diarrhea.

I had this bean burrito at the filling station and went on a Two-Day Mexican Road Trip.

by Robthegod May 6, 2010