Woodstock North High School

Recently opened in 2008. It's sort of a crappy school mainly because there are no traditions laid down and all the sports and fine arts opportunities/curriculums suck. We have no reputation except being the "new" school. The auditorium is rather nice though, probably the best in our district. There's only 906 people that go there but it feels super crowded. Females can't wear real shorts or tank tops because the staff feels that they will attract pedo's. unfortunately females just want to cool off. our mascot is thunder which is kind of stupid and ridiculous because we don't actually have a mascot and if we did, it would probably be something ridiculous like a guy dressed up in a thundercloud costume. our colors are teal, black, and silver which is pretty uncommon so that's good. The name of this school is so unoriginal I almost cried when they officially named it Woodstock North High School. That sounds just like Woodstock High School except they added the word north in there. very unoriginal. Our school isn't even North of the other school. So yeah. Overall a brand new school that I don't enjoy going to because there isn't a good reputation and the sports/music/art/and theater opportunities suck. If you like a new, bland school then this is the school for you.

Where do you go to high school again?

Woodstock North High School.

Oh, that new place?

yeah..

haha! your football team lost against us.... 4 times in a row!

by WNHS August 29, 2011

the north face

A high-end jacket and mostly ski clothing company. Their jackets are warm and insulating, and most of them have waterproof gore-tex material on the outside or middle layer. They have been known to have high quality, well packaged down feathers in a lot of their coats. I personally have a fleece jacket, a shell, and an insulating jacket with fur. All maintained their quality when I went skiing in the Alps. North Face Rules!!

His North Face jacket is so cool, I even heard that it has down feather insulation. I wish I had a jacket made by the north face!

by Chris Ricci... December 31, 2007

Peter North

This guy cum as hell.

Rhyme: Hey, did you saw that cumshot with Peter North?// He was cummin' like a muthafuckin horse! //

by Admin September 2, 2003

The North Korean mudslide

It's where you drink half a cup of laxative before sex during which you crouch over your partner's face and say "here comes the pain in Korean as you shit all over your partner's face.

please note neither you or your partner have to be Korean to preform this.

Kris:So rojo what did you and your girl did for valentine's day?
Rojo: well after dinner we went back to my place and she gave me the North Korean mudslide.
Kris: so how was it?
Rojo: warm and inviting

by Antonio Sabato Jr. February 17, 2008

The North Berwick Nibbler

What is needed for this task;
1. man
2. partner
3. condom
4. sperm
5. anus
6. mouth
7. desire for the freakiest sex out there

Directions;
After night out wining and dining with your partner you bring them back for some fantastic loving. This is a move for the end of the night. After having sexual intercourse, using a condom and there is a little collection of sperm in the tip. Remove the condom from the shaft of the penis and insert the bottom of the condom in to your anus so that it is hanging down like the fruit of the pawpaw tree. Then get your partner to nibble and suckle at it like a baby pig until all the sperm is removed. After you can spoon.

1. Mmm The North Berwick Nibbler was sooo good

2. I like to do The North Berwick Nibbler every Tuesday

by Callum Russell March 1, 2009

Sanford North Carolina

ahhhh , Sanford . The most ghetto city in the eastern part of the United states. Also known as the sandtrap and the 919. For some reason , Sanford has 3 Mcdonald’s and 1 big ass mega mall walmart which is odd because the city contains broke ass bitches. Most people that live in Sanford only go to Mcdonald’s to eat off the dollar menu. The only places to go are to the movies or to ghetto ass autumn oaks with all them bad ass kids. Sanford is KNOWN for 2 things , gun violence and tornadoes. It has a shitty ass school system with shitty ass kids. Everyone in Sanford knows each other and are some how related but still manage to fuck each other. In the summer , you can find all the ratchet ass kids at O.T. Sloan fighting. If you live in the projects , you have no room to talk about anybody. For some reason , it’s normal for straight people to act gay which is gay PERIODT. If you live on the east side , your whack asf and if you live on the west side ... gtfo somewhere. Don’t come to sanford unless you want to fuck your cousin. Most people that live in Sanford either have bedbugs or roaches and forget to use deodorant in the summer . If you don’t live in Sanford , stay yo ass away !!!

Hey , wanna go to Sanford North Carolina to fuck your cousin ?

by bby.Sariiah June 7, 2019

Lee's Summit North

The second high school built in Lee's Summit, Missouri. It is well-known for its shockingly high number of pregnant girls. Its rival is Lee's Summit High School. The football team really isn't that great, but the music (choir especially) and theatre departments are outstanding.

Person 1: "Dude, Megan got pregnant."
Person 2: "Which Megan?"
Person 1: "The one at Lee's Summit North."
Person 2: "....Well that's why..."

by roboticsheep January 3, 2011