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Noah

Noah is a stupid mfer who might be gay and straight at the same time. He is stupid and dosent think sometimes, he often does stupid stuff for attention. He gets in trouble a lot for his stupid actions, but he can say some actually funny stuff sometimes. I would know, I am one.
Noah is such a retard
by Somewhiteguyinflorida November 28, 2023
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NOAH+LILYONA

This is the official statement stating that. Lilyona Wilson loves Noah Spradlin most. No buts. No denying it. This is an official document. As everyone knows everything you see on Google is true so this statement is completely fully truthful in every way possible not an ounce of untruthfulness. Poodle all true.
NOAH+LILYONA
she obviously loves Noah more
by Liltardlily December 1, 2023
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Noah

means try hard, someone who is doing too much.
ex:
classmate 1: look at her researching Keanu Reeves toes for her presentation about John Wick.
classmate 2: ughh she's such a Noah
by peepingfromthebush December 9, 2023
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Noah Schnapp

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(Gay)
Girl 1: ugh I love Noah Schnapp
Girl 2: umm.... Girly, I hate to break it to you but, he's gay
*Girl 1 turns into a man and renames himself Chad*
Chad: hehehe, say that again?
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Noah Boukouvalas

Such a great person who is smart, funny, gets all of the girls and never backs down on a challenge. He despises people with massive foreheads because of the fact they can not walk through doorways correctly and is always hitting the doors and roof's. IF you ever come into contact with a Noah Boukouvalas beware as he may be a tad racist also do not forget about him because he is just such a great guy and also he can get any girl he wants Fr
Noah Boukouvalas gets all of the girls
by NJAGAJIN July 9, 2023
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Noah's Ark

The ship in which Noah, his family, and the animals were saved from the Flood, according to the biblical account (Genesis 6โ€“8).
A small bivalve mollusk with a boat-shaped shell, found in the Mediterranean and off the Atlantic coasts of Africa and southern Europe.
The structure of Noah's Ark (and the chronology of the flood) is homologous with the Jewish Temple and with Temple worship.7 Accordingly, Noah's instructions are given to him by God (Genesis 6:14โ€“16): the ark is to be 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, and 30 cubits high (approximately 134ร—22ร—13 m or 440ร—72ร—43 ft).8 These dimensions are based on a numerological preoccupation with the number 60, the same number characterizing the vessel of the Babylonian flood hero.1

Its three internal divisions reflect the three-part universe imagined by the ancient Israelites: heaven, the earth, and the underworld.9 Each deck is the same height as the Temple in Jerusalem, itself a microcosmic model of the universe, and each is three times the area of the court of the tabernacle, leading to the suggestion that the author saw both Ark and tabernacle as serving for the preservation of human life.1011 It has a door in the side, and a tsohar, which may be either a roof or a skylight.8 It is to be made of gopher wood, a word which appears nowhere else in the Bible โ€“ and divided into qinnim, a word which always refers to birds' nests elsewhere in the Bible, leading some scholars to emend this to qanim, reeds.12 The finished vessel is to be smeared with koper, meaning pitch or bitumen; in Hebrew the two words are closely related, kaparta ("smeared") ... bakopper.12
by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS July 13, 2023
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Noah:)

The most perfect and beautiful boy in the world, the boy that makes me smile daily, and the boy that I love very much, heโ€™s typically quiet, but when heโ€™s around me heโ€™s the most amazing person in the world, heโ€™s the most loveable person in the world
Noah:) is the most loveable person in the world
by afbard July 22, 2023
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