by jackjimmy March 6, 2015
Get the friend pocketmug. The hamock like space created inside your trousers when you pull down your pants and underwear when sitting on the toilet.
In order keep my cellphone from faling out of my back pocket when i need to poop i my my phone in my crotch pocket
by Breaking dancing on cardboard March 23, 2021
Get the crotch pocketmug. You have a pocket full of LSD crystals that you can use to defend yourself from attackers. Much like pocket sand, when somebody attacks you, you reach into your pocket and flick LSD into your attacker's face causing them to instantly trip out.
Fred: I got attacked by a homeless man today
George: How'd you survive?
Fred: I flicked some pocket lsd at him and he started hugging me instead.
George: How'd you survive?
Fred: I flicked some pocket lsd at him and he started hugging me instead.
by UseThePocketLSD February 8, 2013
Get the Pocket LSDmug. noun/ adjective:
Attractive female of smallish stature, typically not exceeding 5'3" in height and 110lbs in weight. Known to provoke lascivious sentiment in males, including (in)appropriate commentary thereto among groups of males. A Pocket Yummy has always achieved age of majority and should not be confused with a 'Future Babe'.
Attractive female of smallish stature, typically not exceeding 5'3" in height and 110lbs in weight. Known to provoke lascivious sentiment in males, including (in)appropriate commentary thereto among groups of males. A Pocket Yummy has always achieved age of majority and should not be confused with a 'Future Babe'.
'Hey bro did you check out the beer cart girl? Total pocket yummy. I could do some things to her that would make me ashamed of myself. Or maybe she would be ashamed. I dunno. Either way probably. Oh sorry man go ahead and putt".
by subtastic January 1, 2013
Get the Pocket Yummymug. by LoviePie March 3, 2020
Get the fish pocketingmug. Though, it is highly acidic and designed to destroy all bacteria that enter it... it is truly an awesome pocket.
They suck dick, i.e. they have no interest in the awesome pocket.
I love her and her awesome pocket.
They suck dick, i.e. they have no interest in the awesome pocket.
I love her and her awesome pocket.
by Blaine Myers, Ryan Verde, Andy Peterson May 8, 2008
Get the Awesome Pocketmug. by redfortune June 2, 2019
Get the Pocket Jockmug.