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friend pocket

A pocket in which the male genatilia presides. Also known as a cock holster.
Wow. That's a huge friend pocket, you must have a huge cock.
by jackjimmy March 6, 2015
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crotch pocket

The hamock like space created inside your trousers when you pull down your pants and underwear when sitting on the toilet.
In order keep my cellphone from faling out of my back pocket when i need to poop i my my phone in my crotch pocket
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Pocket LSD

You have a pocket full of LSD crystals that you can use to defend yourself from attackers. Much like pocket sand, when somebody attacks you, you reach into your pocket and flick LSD into your attacker's face causing them to instantly trip out.
Fred: I got attacked by a homeless man today
George: How'd you survive?
Fred: I flicked some pocket lsd at him and he started hugging me instead.
by UseThePocketLSD February 8, 2013
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Pocket Yummy

noun/ adjective:

Attractive female of smallish stature, typically not exceeding 5'3" in height and 110lbs in weight. Known to provoke lascivious sentiment in males, including (in)appropriate commentary thereto among groups of males. A Pocket Yummy has always achieved age of majority and should not be confused with a 'Future Babe'.
'Hey bro did you check out the beer cart girl? Total pocket yummy. I could do some things to her that would make me ashamed of myself. Or maybe she would be ashamed. I dunno. Either way probably. Oh sorry man go ahead and putt".
by subtastic January 1, 2013
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fish pocketing

To say that someone looks like a celebrity, even though they don’t.
Girl1: "That guy looks like an incognito Steve Carell."

Girl2: "No he doesn't. Stop fish pocketing!"
by LoviePie March 3, 2020
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Awesome Pocket

A woman's genitalia, otherwise known as a vagina.
Though, it is highly acidic and designed to destroy all bacteria that enter it... it is truly an awesome pocket.

They suck dick, i.e. they have no interest in the awesome pocket.

I love her and her awesome pocket.
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Pocket Jock

by redfortune June 2, 2019
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