fairy pocket

The genteel term for the female genitalia

I'm the snuggly-wuggliest pixie in the whole of toyland, and this is my fairy pocket.

by cbmtrx December 27, 2007

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jelly pocket

to spread the vagina with grape jelly then eat it out

i turned that girls vagina into a jelly pocket

by erob1i981 December 15, 2008

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You have a pocket full of LSD crystals that you can use to defend yourself from attackers. Much like pocket sand, when somebody attacks you, you reach into your pocket and flick LSD into your attacker's face causing them to instantly trip out.

Fred: I got attacked by a homeless man today
George: How'd you survive?
Fred: I flicked some pocket lsd at him and he started hugging me instead.

by UseThePocketLSD February 8, 2013

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Pocket Trapped

Those who are loathe to explore their pockets for change for the next round lest they have been booby trapped by the Viet Cong.

"Here! Shuggy! It's your shout or are you Pocket Trapped or what?"

by doorstopnazuums December 3, 2011

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fish pocketing

To say that someone looks like a celebrity, even though they don’t.

Girl1: "That guy looks like an incognito Steve Carell."

Girl2: "No he doesn't. Stop fish pocketing!"

by LoviePie March 3, 2020

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Pocket Yummy

noun/ adjective:

Attractive female of smallish stature, typically not exceeding 5'3" in height and 110lbs in weight. Known to provoke lascivious sentiment in males, including (in)appropriate commentary thereto among groups of males. A Pocket Yummy has always achieved age of majority and should not be confused with a 'Future Babe'.

'Hey bro did you check out the beer cart girl? Total pocket yummy. I could do some things to her that would make me ashamed of myself. Or maybe she would be ashamed. I dunno. Either way probably. Oh sorry man go ahead and putt".

by subtastic January 1, 2013

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