national smack ass day

April 12. Smack anyone’s ass and say “it’s national smack ass day”

*smacks ass*
Joey: “bruh that’s gay”
David: “nah man, it’s national smack ass day.”

by Fluorescent_Dildo April 11, 2019

National ignore celebrities day

December 10th ignore celebrities day

Wouldn’t it she funny if a celebrity posts a pic on dec 10th and it gets 13th like lmfaoo they’ll be confused as fuck so national ignore celebrities day is dec 10th every year

by #nationalignorecelebsday December 7, 2020

National kick Babies day

Every 11th of January you maybe kick any baby without getting arrested

It's National kick Babies day
Approach the baby kick the baby, baby goes '' ahhhh''.

by D3n1ss January 2, 2021

National Fake Bitches Day

This day is for them bitches that is fake. Act like ya friend but talk behind ya back. Talk mad shit but could never pop it off at you/ say it to ur face. Basically this day is for them bitches that ain’t bout it🤷🏽 ♀️😌😭.

Jalin was talking behind Nelly’s back, Sounds like today finna be national fake bitches dayyyy🤪😭.

by Brazzy Ma Lae Lae🤪 August 3, 2019

National throw Sophia day

Grab your friend sophia and throw her across the room

Hey Sophia, It’s national throw sophia day

by Groovygirl October 29, 2019

national eat ass day

April 12 National eat ass day. The day where you can go around and eat someone's ass .

"Hey didnt you hear its National eat ass day. Wanna come by my house today and let me eat your ass?"

by NBA National booty awareness May 25, 2018

national heat waves day

national heat waves day is celebrated on june 14-16, usually starting around late at night. heat waves day celebrates the dreamnotfound fanfiction, written by tbhyourelame. dreamnotfound is a ship between minecraft youtubers dream and georgenotfound. heat waves is also a song by glass animals, popularized by the fanfiction.

dnf shipper 1 : omg, it’s national heat waves day.
dnf shipper 2 : quick, everyone blast heat waves!

by cremmiko May 10, 2021