MAGIC

SOMETHING YOU MIX WITH COKE WHILE MAKING CRACK TO ADD WEIGHT TO THE STONES

MAGIC MAKES A LOT OF CRACK

by MONEYAZ July 17, 2022

Magical

You damn well the world is magical bitch

Is the world a magical place?

by You nosey asl September 10, 2023

magic

while having sex spit on your partners back so they think you've cum on them and when they turn around cum on their face, and exclaim tada!!!

magic

by Kermitfucker January 11, 2022

The Magic Mango

From a few specific movies, this is a sentient and all-powerful creature on the level of gods. It is said to have once dueled Chuck Norris and can easily beat Zeus at arm wrestling. (The former obviously being more impressive, though.) It is reportedly friends with a Kiwi and a Fish, but few have gotten close enough to verify this. To die to this magical fruit is an honor like none other.

"SHIT, IT'S THE MAGIC MANGO! RUN!!"
"What's a Magic Ma-?" *Gets exploded by the Magic Mango*

by Magic Mango Fanboy July 18, 2023

Allah's magic wand

Slang for the RPG-7, used commonly in the Middle East, where Islam is common.

Muhammad showed off his allah's magic wand.

by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT December 2, 2024

Magic

A word normally used as an answer to anything by Harry Potter and Thomas Sanders fans.

"Why do we need Arithmetic at Hogwarts? We know enough".
"Oh really? Then what is 1+1?"
"MAGIC".

by PandaGoZZZ May 7, 2018

Poo Magic

The bizarre actions of a crazed/mentally ill individual or individuals, which seem to make complete sense to them for an esoteric reason ie: vabbing, self-harm, wierd tweaker gesticulation or fecal graffiti.
Poo Magician/Poo Witch/Poo Wizard

Oh no, a poo magic practitioner.
It's poo magic, just get some help!
Ah, the local poo magician/witch/wizard.

by Le Moncurd July 22, 2024