Matthew’s Mom

Joy is da bhaddest milf around. All the homies tryna run a train on tha shii!! When she wear them lululemons tho- sheeeeeeeshhhh

Matthew’s Mom has a fat, juicy ass.

by longschlong79 August 24, 2021

Mom Balls

One earns Mom Balls when they commit to making their own independent choices regarding the raising of their children despite incessant opinions from other people who think they know better about how children should be properly raised.

Characteristics of those with Mom Balls include, assertiveness, spunk, and honesty.

Mom one: Every time my mother comes over she keeps nagging me about letting Timmy eat foods with gluten".
Mom two: "You need to grow some Mom Balls and tell her to back off; it's not her child."

by Florian Geyer November 27, 2016

your mom

An annoying excuse for an insult or comical attempt.

Sally: "what are you doing tonight?"

Joe: "your mom."

Sally: "you are a fucking idiot."

by alyssabeatsyou April 10, 2010

Your mom

your mom can be used in plenty of situations pertaining to jokes, or diss's
If someone responds to something you said by saying "your mom!"
chances are your mom is one of the following.
1- a MILF,
2- hot
3- fat
4- extremly fat
5- A whore
6- ect..

a)"dude, what did you do last night?"
b) "Your mom!"

or in a negative context;

a) "oh god whats that smell?"
b) "Your mom!"

by Maaadie August 13, 2008

mom party

A box of wine. Usually cheap chardonnay or other mom-friendly wine. Recently marketed as "casks" to make middle age women feel less bad about the stigma of drinking wine from a box.

Let's avoid the kitchen, my mom and some friends are in there getting ripped on mom party.

by dr_adamg September 24, 2010

Your mom

1. Vague insult used by exasperated pimple faced teenger.

2. Punctuation for anything at all, ever. Also retort for anything at all, ever. Doesn't have to make any sense, at all, ever.

3. Slut.

"I went to see Matrix Reloaded yesterday!"

"I went and saw your mom last night!"

"That Astrovan demolished the Echo."

"Your mom demolished my echo last night!"

by Skyline Rescue Dart June 10, 2006

mom-com

Romantic comedy or romcom specifically geared toward moms. Most mere mortals will not understand momcoms without a mom to translate the comedy for them. Momcommers will say things such as, "You wouldn't get it, you're not a mom" or "I guess I just really got the comedy because I am a mom"

Shirley went to the theater with her PTA friends to see Adam Sandlers new mom-com.

by MaryOnegative May 30, 2014