lemon law

the rule to decide if you want to spend the rest of your date with that person in the first 10 minutes.

Dude i thought the the date was going well but i guess not because after about 10 minutes she said sorry you've been lemon lawed and she left.

by willyt1993 December 15, 2008

mother in law

The mother of one's wife/husband.

We are going to take a trip to my mother-in-law's house on Christmas.

by § July 18, 2004

Scott's Law

A direct correlation between the length of the Biffins Bridge (area between vag and butthole (see also, Derek's Ditch)), and the size of a woman's feet.

My god, she's got size 14 feet. According to Scott's Law, Her biffins bridge must be so long, her asshole will be between her shoulder blades and her fanny just under her tits.

by Ivory tusk April 28, 2013

Jocasta's Law

The maxim which states that one cannot refer to any woman as a mother on the Internet, without prompting a response that mentions Oedipus or his eponymous complex.

"Jenny wrote a blog post about her kids, and the first comment she got was about a reader's newly discovered Oedipal complex. It's Jocasta's Law in action."

by GRSkeptics February 9, 2010

Marshall Law

When a girl is sitting on your face ( while you're eating her out) & she reaches back & uses your dick like a handle then you spin her around to 69

I established Marshall Law on this dude, now he wants to marry me.

by StickyCM June 26, 2017

Man law

1. Men should not sleep in the same bed.
2. Men should not kiss each other (even if you are freinds don't do it).
3. Men should not hug other men unless its a power hug.
4. Men should not cheat on there girlfreind.
5. Men should not act gay around girls unless she is your friend.

Dude you just broke the man law.

by no muscle November 11, 2010

Seth's Law

Internet law which states, "Any conversation about gay marriage on an online forum will eventually end when someone mentions Sodom and Gomorrah, thus starting a new argument about biblical interpretation."

jeremy0: what do you all think about the new gay marriage decision in cali? I think it's a great step in the right direction.
b1go7ybastard: HASN'T ANYONE EVER HEARD OF SODOM AND GOMORRAH?!? ALL FAGGOTS ARE SINNERS! GOD SAYS SO! ITS RIGHT THERE READ THE BOOK
betterMinded: Sodom and Gomorrah is not a condemnation of homosexuality ...
EvenBetterMind: I invoke Seth's Law

by sumguysr August 5, 2008