someone who will go with you anywhere as long as they don't have to pay. a very cheap person who will rob your pockets dry. some people refer to them as jews.
What a long haired strang..
by trixie hollow August 01, 2010
A worthless male that is unable to raise children and should be reported to the police. He tends to ignore his younger kid in favor of the older one when he isn't just full out ignoring both and is normally called Tai by the fandom or A waste of space by me. He is a tan blonde with blue eyes.
by ShippingWars March 12, 2019
Slang for the maned wolf (Chrysocyon brachyurus). natively found in south america.
can be shortened to long boi.
can be shortened to long boi.
Max: how was your date with Jess yesterday?
Tom: it was great, we went to the zoo and saw her favorite animal,the South American long boi
Tom: it was great, we went to the zoo and saw her favorite animal,the South American long boi
by Sargent Steel January 08, 2020
1. When mexican women, or "mexican" women wear jeans with no back pockets and they're jeans are so tight that their ass folds over their jeans.
2. When old women have long asses and wear granny panties and its saggy as hell.
2. When old women have long asses and wear granny panties and its saggy as hell.
by Shmeckledwarf April 28, 2008
A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.
My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.
by der Klunker January 17, 2007
by Alex Johansson May 31, 2007
Spiritual and physical void found at the centre of the Sunday Weekly Galaxy in "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" by Douglas Adams. Used as the title of Adams's second Dirk Gently novel. At its worst in boarding school. Trust me.
Sorry, but between that crappy lunch and the next crappy dinner, I'm currently experiencing a long dark teatime of the soul.
by Fearman October 15, 2007