Landing the Minerals

Telling it how it is regardless of popular belief.

Delivering a statement of pure facts or executing an action of unrivaled rebuttal.

Jonny Minerals: proper chels tho cund, know what i mean, proper chels, clownlake in the bin, todd lasso boehly, siri merchant in the bin, mudded, spitface bangers and mash waffle merchant.

jason cundy: have you washed your feet ?

Jonny Minerals: yeah, jase, I've tried landing the minerals, lets ave it right.

by Rallisman February 9, 2024

The Land Where People Go To Die

Synonymous with Yarmouth yet more appropriately and onimously named, The Land Where People Go To Die is much like The Land That Time Forgot -- meaning of course that you won't be coming back because the headhunters and savages will tear you apart limb by limb, and speak in quasi-native languages that are incomprehensible (see Franglais or Acadien).

Steve : I was visiting Maine to meet Stephen King, and he told me to visit The Land Where People Go To Die. I didn't understand what he meant, maybe he was just trying to freak me out.

Tyler : Dude, don't go there! Where do you think he got most of his ideas from? He's referring to Yarmouth! It's right across the water! I've never heard of anyone ever coming back.

by Anty127 February 14, 2024

Chocolate Moon-Landing

Two naked assholes covered in shit touching, and smacking each other.

Clay and Collin did a "Chocolate Moon-Landing" after Taco Bell, on tape last night.

by bigchoclatedaddy69 February 14, 2024

Building Land

Term used when you are building a land, also refers to Roblox building game where you can build your house using F3X btools, the point of making your house is to wait for it to be griefed by any local griefer of BL community.

Player 1: Omg! look at the penis I just built at Building Land!
guesttbueno: ;ban Player 1 500000000 days
Player 2: what a noob ROFL.

by building lander 124 February 16, 2024

Taco Land

A restaurant franchise in a part of Texas.

Hey Mom! Hola! Lets go to taco land for breakfast somewhere down south.

by UrBastarduHave February 17, 2024

Land Rover Mummy

An Equestrian Mum in her 30s to 40s who loves to brag about how amazing her children are at Horseriding , this woman wears jodhpurs, knee high equestrian socks and dubarry slip on loafers even though she hasn't sat on a horse in about 10 years. Accessories include yappy Jack Russell with Cath Kidston dog jacket and leather lead, chewing gum, oversized Gucci Sunglasses and latest iPhone. BEWARE this woman cannot reverse her brand new Ifor Williams 511 horsebox so she loudly looks for assistance off the 'little man'

Oh no here comes the bitchy Land Rover Mummy she's here to judge us!

by Ginger Cash March 1, 2024

Krabby land

an "experience" that is way below the preset expectations.

Guy1:hey did you see the willy wonka experience?
guy2: yeah, that disaster was like Krabby land

by Gnarpy March 1, 2024