king of fighters

poor man's street fighter and mortal kombat

all the characters on king of fighters were basicly copyed from all the street fighter characters and outfits from mortal kombat characters. which makes KoF poor man's street fighter
ex:ryo sakazaki is snk's copy of capcom's ryu and ken

by TiTyRon July 1, 2009

Kings of Leon

a terrible band that includes boring, monotone guitar riffs, and a singer who whines in a little bitch ass voice. All there songs suck CAMEL DICK!!!!!! probably their worst song is Sex on Fire, where the singer screams like a whiny little bitch for about 3 minutes

at least they don't sound as whiny as kings of leon

by railrider June 22, 2011

kings mountain

kings mountain is a town where 90% of the kids are cousins, even if they have no aunts or uncles.

a daily kings mountain conversation:
friend 1: dude i just found out my bf is my cousin
friend 2: really? how are you cousins?
friend 1: my moms uncle is his dads cousins brothers cousins uncle
friend 2: riiiight....
friend 1: confusing i know but im gunna keep dating him anyway because hes HOT!

by airbear January 22, 2006

the straw king

A highly trained, bilingual secret agent man made entirely of straw. Trained extensively in the field of extreme weather survival, covert operation, explosive weapon disarmament, long range sharpshooting, jungle survival, high speed precision driving, and witty comeback responses. The only way to appease this killing machine is to pay your respects to him by kissing him on the cheek. If due respect is not paid in full, upon time of arrival, you may find him at the foot of your bed at night...waiting to drag your soul to the underworld. Yeah, he specializes in that too.

Broccoli Rob must repay his respect to the straw king soon, or risk being flayed.

by ellsworthtoohey August 7, 2011

Biff King

The king of the biff

Dela Flor is the BIFF KING

syke

by thebiffking May 31, 2009

Shepherd King

A guy who is so studly women flock to him.

Clint Eastwood is a shepherd king.

by kman November 4, 2004

The King Kong

During sex, when the male is about to jizz, he sits up and jizzes on his chest then proceeds to beat his chest like King Kong (also making gorilla sounds).

Jack: "Hey Kevin, how was your woman last night?"

Kevin: "I felt pretty dominant during intercourse so I decided to finish with The King Kong."

Jack: "Nice."

by SemanJones January 5, 2013