josh

the sexiest man alive. loves to compliment his girlfriend. will do anything in his power just to make u happy. the funniest/sarcastic kid ever. does the best English accent ever. the best looking boy in his whole friend group. hates being called joshie poo,so don’t call him that.

girl:woah who is that
boy:that’s homie josh
girl:sheeshhhhh

by urmommrcrabs May 28, 2021

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A bit of a flog. Will not show up to most classes at uni. Hated by most people. Thinks he is a savage but really he is a pussy
FUCK that guy

wow i really hate that guy josh. - everyone

by VeganHero69 August 20, 2018

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THE COCK... OH MY GOD THE COCK. On the way down to this devilishly delicious Duke of Dicks, you may catch passing glimpses of his intellect, kind heart, and curious mind... But let's be real, you're just too hung up (literally) on those ruggish good looks, you forget the world outside of his tremendous phallus.
Squealing girl: "I bagged a Josh!!! Til death do us fuck!"

Dude 1: "Wait you sucked him off?? I thought you were straight?"
Dude 2: "I don't know bro, I just lost control. The dude was a total Josh."

by 12F0rtniteGamer November 22, 2021

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A fuck nigga

Ugh Josh is such a fuck nigga

When I think of a fuck nigga I think of Josh

by Down with the fuck niggas November 21, 2023

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A guy who really has the whole dating game figured out, and scored a really awesome girlfriend. Survives on good liquor, wildly ambitious music claims, and allergy meds. Pro tips: charm him with adorable, superfun red heads, mismatched pillow cases and movie recommendations from the internet, get rid of him with badly lit bars, trips to the grocery store and plans in Manhattan. But don’t let him get too far away, he makes a good cup of coffee, is amazingly comfortable 100% of the time, and rocks the hell out of very little clothing. He most likely knows how great he is, but should hear it more often.

“Who should take his girlfriend out for ice cream soon?”
“Josh****.

by Awesome.22 August 19, 2018

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