Favorite (in theory)

Well, no, I said...

Hym "That Islam was my favorite (in theory) and in the context of their rituals (Pilgrimage and praying 5 times a day). It's something I enjoy in a scholarly sense. Humans aren't good at being consistent (in thought or action) so you'll have to forgive me.

by Hym Iam July 23, 2023

cold spring theory

The probability that they know Eugene is 10 to 1

Cold Spring theory? You got the wrong map.

by Florence1 August 2, 2023

HAYOSA’S THEORY

HAYOSA’S Theory states that the probability of bagging 5 baddies is to shoot for 10.

Brudda 1: broski, describe your college life!
Brudda 2: HAYOSA’S theory

by C&PM August 3, 2023

Among Us Theory

The amount is theory is where you scream at someone until they are eventually voted out

"ITS GREEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD" among us theory

by Cra_zzy0 August 10, 2023

invisible string theory

when you meet a person whether knowing them for a while or not and y’all share information about eachother and come across something like an old class photo for elementary school or ya’ll parents meeting at a bar ages ago. From the song Invisible String by Taylor swift these signs usually mean ya’ll were meant to be.

n/a- Omg i you won’t believe it i found an old photo of when my mom used to teach school and you were in her class back in 1st grade.

n/a- stop it no way, the invisible string theory is real

by Lillie K April 3, 2024

arden theory

The Arden Theory is that no one named Arden actually looks like they’d be an Arden

Person 1: “oh look at this girl, Arden”
Person 2: “her name is Arden? She looks more like a Caitlyn to me…”
Person 1: “totally.”
Person 2: “see? Arden Theory.”

by Shrek5ever April 7, 2024

Conspiracy theory

What about Fat-Cock Self-Preservation Theory, Cody? What do you think of that one? The most profound and accurate conspiracy theory on the web!

Hym "How's this for a conspiracy theory: The accusations of liar and grifter do nothing to hurt right-wing pundits EXPLICITLY BECAUSE they aren't intended to hurt them but, rather, deflate the value of liar and grifter accusations in a deliberate attempt to cover for ineffective political opposition. Because sure you're calling them a liar and a grifter but if you can keep them in the forefront of people's minds you can keep out the MORE EFFECTIVE opposition out of the lime light and maintain the status quo. So, denigrating the political opposition ISN'T TO GET YOU TO STOP LISTENING TO JORDAN PETERSON... It to get you to focus on Jordan Peterson instead of me. Because he is harmless and ineffective and I am not."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024