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Second-hand Cigarette

A home-made joint containing marijuana.
No, it's a second-hand cigarette!
by jj17PP April 20, 2011
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HOMONGENSEXUAL SECOND TRESPASS

I am happy to report an IN CAHOOTS , ADULT FRIENDFINDER VISITOR where this restaurant stole my cell phone " the RAMEN SERVER PLACE refused to let me eat in their restaurant and SECURITY as they stole all my receipts and I visited the BARNES AND NOBLE IN REDWOOD CITY ordering SWEDISH , HUNGARIAN books from them after went to PANDA EXPRESS and told them I need to get a special denomination bill to spend as then I went to CHASE BANK when I gave two twenties and a $10 for a fifty (50) dollar bill as I told them I did not fe well as almost had a GRAND MAL SEIZURE as then they stole my money when this HOMOSEXUAL MANAGER entered and yes I am aware of your wide open arms acceptability of those LIFESTYLES unfortunately my LIFE EXPERIENCES as HOMOSEXUALS hate me and a lot have methylamphetamine issues but this place was IN CAHOOTS as no one on that branch came forward and returned my money and security says "it's your word against them and I said there is CAMERAS IN YHE BANK and a person's manners has nothing to do with 'FIDICUARY DUTY as I want the FBI to press charges against the bank and the people involved at that STRIP SHOPPING CENTER REDWOOD CITY AS this was nothing more a HOMONGENSEXUAL SECOND TRESPASS all about STRIGGER'S and BARNES AND NOBLE HOMOSEXUALS mostly who owns the business and someone is sending METH HEAD ADDICTED HOMOSEXUSLS to me or real FAGG0T'S game ROBBIE WILLIANS powerhouse you think.
by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 21, 2022
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Second Floor Disabled Bathroom

Home sweet home. The second floor disabled bathroom is where many relaxing vapes have taken place, where many fun memories have been created, and where you can spend hours and somehow never get caught. Everyone needs a second floor disabled bathroom in their lives.
Person 1- where are you going? we have history?
Person 2- cba, im going to second floor disabled bathroom.
by whatyoulikeyou March 1, 2021
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90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex
To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”
by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023
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Second hand scrolling

The act of looking over one's shoulder while they are engaged in scrolling on their device.
Damn dude get your own phone and stop second hand scrolling my shit.
by shanagains9211 April 29, 2025
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Second Burn

The burning sensation in one's anus when defecating after eating something spicy.

i.e. It burns once going in and again coming out.

Afterburn
1: The habanero burned my mouth pretty badly, but the second burn was even worse!
2: Oh man, the second burn from that salsa had me on the toilet for hours!
by Emzi Mazem February 21, 2014
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