Ham roll

Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.

“My cat proper pissed me off so I ham rolled the little bastered down the stairs the cheeky cunt”

by Trai Carey November 15, 2019

Coach Ham Lamb

The coach that makes the girls pull their shorts down in gym class. THE WORST COACH EVER!!!!!!!!

Coach Ham Lam: Girls come here
Me and my friends: What do you want now?
Coach Ham Lamb: Don't wear those shorts again!!!

by You're_a_whore November 19, 2019

slanging ham

Throwing that dick on a bitch

Dawg I was with my girl and she had me Slanging Ham all night

by Longdick McGavin March 21, 2019

Tossed the ham

When you finally leave something or someone you realized was complete trash.

1. My job f*cking sucked so I finally tossed the ham.
2. My ex was ugly and smelt bad so I tossed the ham..

by Jillpill March 30, 2019

Ham

Hair ass mofo

That boy is a ham bro look at him!!!1!1!1!

by Kityylova_42069 February 27, 2019

Sway-ham

first of all, make sure he doesn't fall because the world would end secondly this person is very aggressive and will regularly in fights start humping peoples legs as a side effect of extreme loneliness also loves having gay sex with harendran's as a past time.

ohhh god not sway-ham.

by the sway-ham whisperer March 4, 2019

bant ham

1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.

2. A person who has not showered in weeks.

Damn, Jimmy smells as bad as a bant ham.

by rubikscubeguy March 7, 2019