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Gooseloop

A great invention that everyone needs to have in their household, something that will make anyone who uses it happy no matter how shit their life is. It is composed of a hoop of rope tied to a ceiling, not to be confused with a noose.
"I've had such a bad day man"
"Looks like you could use a Gooseloop"
by kuyashiiwa August 4, 2025
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Gooselight

A type of gaslighting where you are being a silly goose instead of being intentionally harmful or manipulative. This is important in differentiating the harmful and non-harmful meanings.
"Stop gooselighting me, I know you actually have a dog!"
by Brian Guffey August 14, 2025
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Goose-In-One

Killing a goose with a golf ball and then using the gooses power that you gained from killing it to hit a hole in one.
Evan got a Goose-In-One at the Golf Course
(True story)
by Ryceball August 20, 2025
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Goonsterpiece

When you nuh all over someone's face and it lowkey looks artistic af
I asked fine shyt if she was into painting before I busted all over her and thought I was Picasso the way I genuinely made a goonsterpiece of her face
by Daddy's Patties August 29, 2025
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Ghosted

a term used to describe when someone they have been communicating with abruptly stops all communications. This includes phone calls, text messages, emails, fax, video, zoom, carrier pigeon, western union, snap chat, and dm's.

These actions are usually preceded by many a broken promises to "hang out", "have a drink or two", "come over' or "catch up" on the part of the Ghoster. Also, most likely, pertinent details such as location, address, unit number, phone number, people in attendance, starting time, ending time, and probable prior invites to other locales are almost always conveniently left out of the initial invite.

The Ghostee is left wondering whether the person that was just texting them seconds, minutes. or hours ago is now alive or dead. Neither can be definitively proven just like the existence of ghosts.
Person 1 @ 10pm: Hey guys, Mark just invited us over to his hotel for beer pong and pizza.

Person 2 @ 10pm: Which hotel?

Person 1 @ 10:01pm: I texted him back and asked for details. Told him we're game.

Person 1 @ 10:02: (checks phone)
Person 1 @ 10:03: (checks phone and calls Mark)
Person 1 @ 10:08 (checks phone and sends hello text)
Person 1 @ 10:15 (checks phone)
Person 1 and rest of group come to the realization that Mark ghosted them.
by CaSINoBear September 6, 2025
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Goosebumpicitos

I have goosebumpicitos
by Spanish Expert Guy September 16, 2025
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Goose

Threesome lingo. The lucky (or reckless) third who jumps in with a married couple and takes the bottom role. Called a “Goose” because, just like in Duck Duck Goose, the couple taps you and suddenly you’re it — running around the bed getting tagged from both sides.
“Bro, they didn’t just want a third… they wanted a Goose. I left that bedroom sore, sweaty, and questioning my life choices.”
by Jingle jangle balls October 8, 2025
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