dutch gut rub

When you and your homie eat too much chili so you gotta lay down next to each other and rub the shame out each other’s bellies.

Yo me and marshall at so much chili at the potluck we had to find a broom closet and give each other Dutch gut rubs.

by Dirk digger 1086 November 21, 2017

dutch bong rip

When you suck a fart our of your partners ass

Dude I did a Dutch bong rip with my girl last night. Best orgasm I've ever had.

by Sarg9098 March 5, 2017

Dutch Muffin Squad

the most amazing gc ever, filled up with dutch shawn mendes stans & amazing bitches and sluts, you'll love 'em.

omg look how cute those girls are! they're such a dutch muffin squad.

by mrs clifford February 28, 2017

Dutch Dinkle Dunch

When you are in a hot tub and you 69 causing your partner to whack their head on the bottom of the tub, leaving them unconscious.

Megan: Why is my new hot tub bloody?
Ally: I saw Liz and Steven doing a Dutch Dinkle Dunch!
Liz: What happened last night?
Eric: You went hardcore with my brother.

by Lighthouse Star December 29, 2011

Pullstart Dutch Oven

The act of tucking in the blankets underneath you while your wife/girlfriend is in the bathroom, etc. and letting loose some serious gas. When she returns, she is forced to pull the blankets out from under you and in the process catches a facefull of your wonderful aroma.

-Why didn't you get any ass last night?
-I gave Tiffany the old Pullstart Dutch Oven. She then proceeded to tell me how nasty I was and went to sleep on the couch.
-Damn dude, you really do smell like the middle deck of a slave ship when you rip ass.
-Desire smells like that to some.

by Doug Avery April 1, 2009

Dutch On Sushi

Taking a nice woman out for a dinner, splitting the bill, and then returning to a night of fun at her place filled with bondage, ending with you farting in her face and untying her before you leave, never to be seen again.

Heather put me in the friend zone, but at least I got her to go dutch on sushi with me before it was for sure.

by Buzzy55 December 31, 2013

Double Dutch Rudder

Like a Dutch Rudder except this act is completely with Another Man. You both grab each others forearm and shake it thus helping the other person masturbate. Does not work will if the 2 individuals are not both right handed or both left handed.

Me and Scott were so bored we gave each other a double dutch rudder and we came everywhere.

by Brian Euvino March 30, 2009