Formerly a great place that upheld freedom of speech but now is more like fox news.
UD started out as a great place to define truths about government and idiots alike. But now they are a bought and paid for media whore like fox news who filters all of the good content and gives out fluff.
UD started out as a great place to define truths about government and idiots alike. But now they are a bought and paid for media whore like fox news who filters all of the good content and gives out fluff.
by Anitchrist January 12, 2009
The only real English Dictionary in the world, In my opinion. It contains REAL definitions that every one can understand. Not something like:
Philosophy- rational investigation of the truths and principles of being, knowledge, or conduct.
But instead:
Philosophy- Philosophy undertakes the task of determining the fundamental nature of human existence with thorough logical analysis. Philosophy can be broken down into four major branches.
1) A real Dictionary
2) Something people bad at english can understand.
3) Something to waste your time on.
Philosophy- rational investigation of the truths and principles of being, knowledge, or conduct.
But instead:
Philosophy- Philosophy undertakes the task of determining the fundamental nature of human existence with thorough logical analysis. Philosophy can be broken down into four major branches.
1) A real Dictionary
2) Something people bad at english can understand.
3) Something to waste your time on.
1) Mike: Hey man, don't you hate all those people ruining the english language? Pfft, dem? dat? lol?
Jesus: Actually, No they are not ruining it. They are actually EXPANDING the English Language, modern day dictionaries are just too far behind to keep up. We should be glad our language is expanding is so many ways.
2) Superman: Ugh, I just cant understand what the god damn dictionary is saying! If I can hardly understand the language, how the fuck am I going to understand all these complex words?
Spiderman: Silly DC, the dictionary is for losers! Go to Urban Dictionary for real HUMAN examples!
3) Unknown Diety: Daaaaaaaamnnnnnnnnn , I just procrastanated and wasted like 4 hours on reading stuff on Urban Dictionary!
Jesus: Actually, No they are not ruining it. They are actually EXPANDING the English Language, modern day dictionaries are just too far behind to keep up. We should be glad our language is expanding is so many ways.
2) Superman: Ugh, I just cant understand what the god damn dictionary is saying! If I can hardly understand the language, how the fuck am I going to understand all these complex words?
Spiderman: Silly DC, the dictionary is for losers! Go to Urban Dictionary for real HUMAN examples!
3) Unknown Diety: Daaaaaaaamnnnnnnnnn , I just procrastanated and wasted like 4 hours on reading stuff on Urban Dictionary!
by I Make Defining Moments May 24, 2008
Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...
by Snowskeeper February 25, 2013
The people who decide which definitions get approved on this website. Few of them actually follow the publishing guidelines.
Bad Urban Dictionary Editor: I don't like this definition. *reject* I don't agree with this definition. *reject*
Good Urban Dictionary Editor: This definition might be a little offensive, but it still follows the publishing guidelines. *accept*
I doubt this definition will get through the Urban Dictionary Editors.
Good Urban Dictionary Editor: This definition might be a little offensive, but it still follows the publishing guidelines. *accept*
I doubt this definition will get through the Urban Dictionary Editors.
by Quzu July 18, 2011
1. An overpriced, useless cup that you can buy if you click the "BUY THE MUG" button below this definition.
2. Known by the creators of this website to be a "Ceramic white Urban Dictionary 11 oz mug. One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe."
3. An desperate attempt to raise money for a online slang dictionary
2. Known by the creators of this website to be a "Ceramic white Urban Dictionary 11 oz mug. One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe."
3. An desperate attempt to raise money for a online slang dictionary
Juan: How much does that Urban Dictionary Mug cost?
Trump: 25 dollars, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars, so I'm rich enough to buy something as useless as an overpriced cup.
Trump: 25 dollars, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars, so I'm rich enough to buy something as useless as an overpriced cup.
by RadiantSmash February 01, 2017
VERY bad or intrusive ads.
Usually lists like
1. am i pregnant test
2. senior dating site
3. dating site free
4. other shit idk but probably porn
another type is clickbait ads
"you cant believe why i put this in my toilet"
and then it tells u to buy some shit
the other one is porn-like ads
these mix with clickbait ads as they are not porn, just viruses probably.
Usually lists like
1. am i pregnant test
2. senior dating site
3. dating site free
4. other shit idk but probably porn
another type is clickbait ads
"you cant believe why i put this in my toilet"
and then it tells u to buy some shit
the other one is porn-like ads
these mix with clickbait ads as they are not porn, just viruses probably.
by Preinstallable September 23, 2020
Names written by people who obviously love spamming the internet with their useless self-esteem boosting and can't resist writing the word "sexy" and praising their body parts in their meanings. Many of these desperate people feel that they have a better chance on Urban Dictionary then on an online dating website, rendering them a complete mockery of the human brain. Either that, or they are hoping for a miracle that some dream human will read the definition and pick their way to the writer in complete belief that whatever is written in the meaning is completely true.
"Gracie has a killer body with amazing curves and a sexy bust. Arouses men without realization. Legendary in bed. Very beautiful and interesting. Loves to cuddle in bed after a romantic evening; the perfect lover and knows how to make one feel like the center of the universe with a single glance."
"An extremely attractive individual who sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably amazing in every way possible. Worshiped for having the finest ass in America, and getting the most wanted action from girls. Basically, Ricky is a beast."
"Everybody sounds the exact same in the names on Urban Dictionary."
"An extremely attractive individual who sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably amazing in every way possible. Worshiped for having the finest ass in America, and getting the most wanted action from girls. Basically, Ricky is a beast."
"Everybody sounds the exact same in the names on Urban Dictionary."
by Puntama June 17, 2015