The greatest comeback in the world. Conversation ender. Anything you can imagine.
Pronunciation- i'm yer dad
Pronunciation- i'm yer dad
Guy 1: Dude I could totally beat you at anything.
Guy 2: Oh Really.... cuz Im your dad.
You: Dude that girl totally wants my cock.
Douche Bag: No she doesnt bro...
You: Oh really.... cuz im your dad
Guy 1: You wanna play some pool?
Guy 2: No pools fuckin gay.
Guy 1: Dude im your dad.... now listen to daddy and go get your shit.
Guy 2: Oh Really.... cuz Im your dad.
You: Dude that girl totally wants my cock.
Douche Bag: No she doesnt bro...
You: Oh really.... cuz im your dad
Guy 1: You wanna play some pool?
Guy 2: No pools fuckin gay.
Guy 1: Dude im your dad.... now listen to daddy and go get your shit.
by I'm your dad May 13, 2011
Get the Im your dadmug. by El Dousche Bago December 23, 2004
Get the Dousche Bag Dadmug. When a person has a beer belly as well as a gorilla chest and thinks he can get girls but in reality they actually think he’s gay
by Mr. skinny jeans May 28, 2019
Get the Dad bod plusmug. A Sad Dad Movie is a film wherein the relationship between father and child is threatened or broken, usually with the child being ungrateful or embarrassed by the father, and the father just trying to be a good dad.
Often found in films featuring single fathers, or the father in a divorced family who attempt to connect/reconnect with his child.
Often found in films featuring single fathers, or the father in a divorced family who attempt to connect/reconnect with his child.
Liam: Do you want to watch A Goofy Movie again?
Zak: No, that's such a Sad Dad Movie and it really bums me out.
Zak: No, that's such a Sad Dad Movie and it really bums me out.
by Ayyjaybay June 21, 2017
Get the Sad dad moviemug. When your drunk, it is what you say when you get into an accident. At this time you are wondering what your dad is going to think.
by Dis shit is ferior! May 24, 2004
Get the oh my dadmug. Disapproving Dad Syndrome(DDS) refers to the situation in which your partner's dad(Usually a female partner) disapproves of the relationship between you and your daughter. Has several magnitudes ranging from mild annoyance to full-out disallowing her to see you.
"Man, I met Sarah's parents and her dad just sat there and stared at me. I think I've got a good case of Disapproving Dad Syndrome."
"Michelle's parents forbade her to see me! Major DDS!"
"Michelle's parents forbade her to see me! Major DDS!"
by JoeyJo0 May 20, 2012
Get the Disapproving Dad Syndromemug. Mikey is the absolute definition of a soccer dad there is no doubt about that. if you ever encounter a Mikey run! Mikey is also a drag queen..
by xxx._The_gurl_next_door_.xxx April 20, 2022
Get the Mikey the soccer dadmug.