crunch granola

A term that best describes people that lack personal hygiene , are overly consumed with environmental conservation. A new era, 21st Century hippie.

Yo, babe, look, Ruth still refuses to shave any of her “hot spots” or legs all in the name of water conservation. PU!! Straight Crunch granola

by Woodbury 008 October 11, 2017

crunch bump

The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.

"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."

by shmek October 26, 2017

crunchy

Adjective. Like a cracker is easy to break, used to describe a person who is easily pissed off

You’re being pretty crunchy today, who crapped in your cornflakes?

by kar_nich November 2, 2017

Crunch

to get in some where

I crunched into her dms.

by crunchyaaaaaa November 14, 2017

crunchies

Slang:

Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.

Example 1:
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.

Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.

Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!

Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.

by Fractious1 November 30, 2017

crunchy fireball

The act of fornication with genital herpes

Had some crunchy fireball with your mom last night and cried after

by The fireguy April 21, 2018

crunch on him

when you have a little fling going for someone

haley: who's that?

lauren: oh thays carson i have a crunch on him

by leledog December 22, 2017