Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.

This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019

cow

why u lookin this up boi u must either live in a hole or b bored out of ur mind

thats a cow

by testefly May 7, 2019

mmo cow

when you intent to type moo cow, but your hand spazzes uncontrollably and defeats your free will to type moo cow correctly.

What does momOm "oh no" mmo cow mean? God dammit!

by Lawtron The Boi May 14, 2019

hypocritical cow

a word that u use when you're young cause you don't know what it means.

a word used to describe hypocrites

(person tells you not to whistle then he whistles) you hypocritical cow

by hows the kids dave September 20, 2019

cowing

when you wrap your legs around a person or wrap your legs around a person and proceed to fuck them

OMG we cowed!! or OMG we were cowing!!

by iwannagethighhhh October 11, 2019

Cow extract

The milk of a cow, which is not a liquid nor is it a juice. It is actually called Cow Extract.

"Milk is also called Cow Extract, since it is extracted from a cow.

by Extractwoman October 13, 2019

Tie-dye cow

It’s a very fat person that is in a tie-dye jumpsuit that flicks you off at a target parking lot driving the opposite way bc they are scared of u

That tie-dye cow is flicking off my 16 year old.

by Targetlover239 August 3, 2019