faux christmas

getting a package in the mail, (when its' definitely NOT christmas!) whether you have forgotten you ordered it or not!, kind of like sending oneself flowers!
my new auto-suck came today, and it was GLORIOUS!, feels like faux christmas

got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!
by michael foolsley December 08, 2016
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christmas eve

the day before christmas, normally named christmas eve, but is infact a celebration of the oldest member of one directions birthday and nothing more
dude its christmas eve!

i didnt know you were a louis tomlinson fan!
by nialls_spilt_tea_28 December 24, 2021
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Following the Christmas tree

Motoring behind an amply lit 18-wheeler
Jake! How did you get here so fast?

Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.
by slofloat December 23, 2010
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Christmas Cut-Off

The appropriate amount of time to start a relationship and have the obligation of bringing them home to the family for the holidays and/or buying gifts. The ideal date is a minimum of 2 months before the holiday: October 25.

Any relationship started after October 25 doesn't necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.
If he doesn't get his act together, he won't have anyone in place for the Christmas Cut-Off and he'll be the only single loser of the family.
by TK403 September 22, 2014
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A Twisted Christmas

The Amazing Christmas album by Twisted Sister released in 2006 which was the 6th studio album, consisting of, 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas', 'Oh Come all ye Faithful' (to the music of we're not gonna take it), 'Silver bells', 'Deck the halls', 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus', 'white Christmas', 'I'll be home for Christmas', 'let it snow, let it snow, let it snow', 'The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)', 'Heavy Metal Christmas (the twelve days of Christmas)', and 'We Wish You a Twisted Christmas'
Someone: "Whats your favorite Christmas album?"
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister
by Random guy making stupid words December 06, 2023
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An act of shaking with extreme force or violence, similar to how a nun shakes her bootay on Christmas.
You should have seen my friend Wes at prom last night, he was Shaking like a nun on Christmas.
by Jewish welding, inc. May 07, 2018
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