When a male is continously making the sweetest of love mildly nausea's and randomly hurls on the back of a girl giving her a Christmas Sweater.
Male: Oh baby as i'm making love to you i forgot to tell you I got you a gift
Female: What is it baby?
Male: A..(Barfs)
Narrator: He gave her a Christmas Sweater
Female: What is it baby?
Male: A..(Barfs)
Narrator: He gave her a Christmas Sweater
by LisTenCloseLy_ February 10, 2017
This christmas potato is very festive
by Windows Ben December 19, 2021
The royal family adopted "Happy Christmas" as their preferred greeting, and others took note (in fact, each year, Queen Elizabeth continued to wish her citizens a "Happy Christmas," rather than a merry one). But "Merry Christmas" has been used since at least 1534.
- Happy Christmas! - Queen Elizabeth (R.I.P.)
by frittatita December 25, 2022
Because "No-Nut November" is a thing, I made my own holiday to counter-act this, as a middle finger to men :)
You aren't allowed to ejaculate at all this month because you did No-Nut November.... it's No Cum-Christmas
by Rayygunn November 2, 2019
Happening just one day a year, normally between the hours of 6 a.m. to 12 p.m., when your wife/girlfriend/roomate buys you the wrong sized:
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...
Normally followed by a Christmas Kick
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...
Normally followed by a Christmas Kick
(Grandpa): What's your problem Robert?
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!
by elementcubed November 18, 2010
by Random dude who likes deckers October 31, 2023
by Hasaf December 3, 2019