Soap for Christmas

Getting a bar of soap for Christmas indicates that you should wash up.

“Why’d I get soap for Christmas??”

“Because you shall have a wash.”

by raunchyraul December 28, 2022

christmas-cheer-all-through-the-year

A christmas blog:

christmas-cheer-all-through-the-year.blogspot.com

provides lists of christmas carols and songs, christmas tree ideas, card designs, wallpapers, photos and lyrics.

christmas creep
christmas-cheer-all-through-the-year
Spreading Christmas Cheer

by feliznavidad May 7, 2012

Christmas Attack Zone

the tenth episode of the fifth season of the American television comedy series 30 Rock, and the 90th overall episode of the series.

Christmas Attack Zone was written by 30 Rock story editor Tracey Wigfield,2 her first episode for the fifth season, and her fourth writing credit overall after "Jackie Jormp-Jomp", "Future Husband", and "Don Geiss, America and Hope

by SPrice1980 May 13, 2023

christmas cathlic

A Catholic that attends service one a year

As a Christmas Cathlic I am required to to be at the nativity service

by James A Gillies November 20, 2020

christmas pregnant

Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January

Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"

by plywoodchicken December 21, 2017

Preston's Christmas Party

Preston is the coolest guy ever. He hosts a Christmas party once every year where beings from all across time and space. Preston's Christmas Party can refer to the actual party itself, or it can refer to a bunch of people that shouldn't be in one place hanging out together.

I went to the bar and it was a Preston's Christmas Party.

by EESDSESESERDT April 7, 2022

kenyan christmas

AN action. When you shove a bong into your rectal cavity and allow the smoke to flow through your body.

Person 1:"My dear fellow would you like to adjourn to my abode for a Kenyan Christmas?"
Person 2:"Why yes my good flow."

by MornAfterKill July 10, 2017