chinese fur

A dirty hole in Alabama. If you birdie it somewhere in the world Mike Tomlin will say splash.

"Just nailed that Chinese Fur like a champ."

by Gatorttu April 6, 2017

Chinese New Year

when a man ties 10 Fireworks to his genitals and sets them off

Keven Pirera loves to throw his nuts a Chinese new year

by Xero42 June 16, 2011

Chinese Firing Squad

A term used when referring to you or your teammates death in a videogame, most often a shooter game. The term is used when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the enemy unloads sever bullets into you at random and kills you insanely fast without a second to react. This term is often used to convey anger and frustration over the form in which you were just killed. The term derives from the form of execution used in China in the 1900's where a line of 10 to 20 men with rifles would repeatedly shoot one or more targets as a form of execution.

Person 1: "Holy shit, where did they come from?"
Person 2: "I don't know dude, fucking Chinese Firing Squad."

by JackAttack1U January 30, 2024

Chinese finger trap

When two men touch the heads of there penis while a third man jerks them off simultaneously

Jim and john touched dick tips while bobs jerked them off while looking like a chinese finger trap

by Dmart891 June 23, 2018

Chinese tea

Red tea made from a used tampon

How ‘bout you pull that out and we share a cup of Chinese tea?

by Theoren1 September 29, 2023

Chinese Flea

A more dangerous kind of flea. It sticks to you and sucks the life out of you! Originated in Macau.

There is a Chinese Flea stuck on her back.

by nxtdoorbuddy May 12, 2018

Chinese lobster

Above excellent egg rolls. The implication is that the egg rolls are so delicious they are a welcomed substitute for delicious lobster.

Mostly used in Eastern Canada.

My uncle picked up some Chinese lobster Friday night from the usual place. Those are so good they don't even need plum sauce!

by Cosiner January 12, 2011