Omnipotence Card

The cop-out fundie atheists pull out of the bag when they cannot justify a claim they make regarding God, the Bible, etc. Usually framed as either a loaded question or a "Go could have done XYZ" routine to make God appear irresponsible at best.
Fundie Atheist: If God does not endorse slavery, why did he not condemn it?

Christian: What good would that have done when the concept of it was ingrained into everyone's minds to the point of normalization? He first had to break the ideas at play, like what we see in Philemon, for instance. goes on to explain

Fundie Atheist: Oh, yeah? Well, God's omnipotent, isn't he? Couldn't he have done something to make them accept a direct condemnation of slavery?

Christian: Well, since you brought up the Omnipotence Card, why should he have done it your way at all? Where is the obligation.

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, right?

Christian: Your point is? Now, answer my question, if you don't mind.

Fundie Atheist: Well, then, why didn't he? He could have, couldn't he?

Christian: Why should he have done it that way?

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, isn't he?

Christian: Cope harder.
by Charles Bakir January 28, 2022
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Card Bully

That one guy at the table that has his card in hand stretched out into the middle of the table, unturned, before the player before him has even played, just to intimidate them into thinking he knows what they will play. This usually makes the card player second guess what they think they should play and play another. Which usually ends up being the wrong play.
Last night, Pete was such a card bully. He was totally making me mess up because I kept second guessing myself. I hate when he tries to guess what I will play.
by Card Bully September 17, 2011
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Bust the card out

In refrence to spending a lot of money with out having to check your bank balance.
"How did you afford to buy that"
"Bust the card out i guess"
by Gussi69420 March 22, 2024
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Credit Card Nirvana

When a website glitches and doesn’t charge a credit card after repeated purchases.
I bought these shoes and never got charged… I think I’m in credit card nirvana
by blockboih September 24, 2021
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shark card

The main way to get gta online cash if you are lazy or impatient like me
I'm gonna buy a shark card in gta
by gage burks November 17, 2020
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Credit Card

When you walk up behind a person, with a narrow object, and swipe it up their crack, just like you would swipe a credit card.
Jimmy gave John a credit card with his math book.
by TEMAC October 25, 2015
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Credit Card

The act of swiping your hand down one's buttcrack as if your hand was a credit card
Person 1: I'll give you five bucks to go credit card that kid.
Person 2: Ok, but you gotta give me 2% cash back on gas cuz he just ripped one.
by holtster December 03, 2015
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