taffy candy

very good candy

do you like taffy candy?

by woserz February 5, 2018

Candy Ass (CA)

Usually a grown man that is a wuss, pussy, and complaining a lot when it comes to them being sick and/or in pain.

The man is being such a candy ass (CA) because he won’t stop fussing about his hurt toe!

by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022

Abysmal Hard Candy

The weird yellow ring candy that just spawns in your Halloween trick or treat pillowcase that is wrapped in exclusively one piece of plastic with no nutrition label. Nobody at the function know where or how this "food" came to be, and may god only save you if you eat this atrocity to man. This shit was definitely made in a lab because how does one make something so abysmal.

Man, that makes that Abysmal Hard Candy look absolutely abysmal

by theelitephayze69420 December 6, 2024

Candy Cain WheelChair

In a three sum with 2 guys and a girl. The two guys shove candy canes up the dick hole. One guy puts it in her ass and the other one in her pussy. And the one who makes her squirt first wins.

Who one in that Candy Cain WheelChair last night. Yay it was a close call but I just got it in time.

by This I Do IRL November 19, 2014

Hard Candy

Person marked for death. Usually with a bounty on there head. (prison slang)

Ol' boy is some hard candy.

by Schmausy. April 23, 2025

Emo candy stick

A derogatory term for a straight person

Chad: Pride month shouldn't exist
Emily: Shut up you fucking emo candy stick

by Straightpride October 5, 2021

No Sandy No Candy

When you get a persistent air from a media agency after responding to their brief with all your efforts

In the aftermath of losing Sandy your media agency sales mastermind, when you lose a media agency response to a brief, you are encountering a 'no sandy no candy' moment. Hold the L.

by Sandysmate April 7, 2021