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Colorado

disclaimer this definition is a JOKE dont actully believe in this:
Colorado is a canadian provence as well as japanese territory in the rocky mountains situated south of the Southwestern territories and north of the japanese territory known as Texas. Colorado is the sothernmost provence of Canada (excluding the Hawaiian Territories and the South China Sea). Colorado has a popluation similar to the number of jews hitler killed in WW2. The capital city is Denver. Colorado is also home to the hottest girls in Canada AND Japan.
Colorado is the sothernmost provence (Excluding The Hawaiian Territories) of canada. It also runs through Japan making coloradians japanese and canadians at once. Home to hottest girls.
by Knmagor August 30, 2022
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Colori

A Group or Grouping of Two or More Colors or Shades
The Group of Colori has 57 Shades of Purple
by Abay1 September 3, 2022
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Colorless Green Ideas Sleep Furiously

Phrase - An unnecessarily long and extremely boring speech that could have been done in less time and conveys little to no useful meaning.
Steven Pinker's Big think speach on linguistics was a real colorless green ideas sleep furiously moment.
by FoxyLady85 September 23, 2022
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Colorguard old

A term used for Colorguard and Winterguard members .When you’re Young enough to still Participate in Drum corps (under 21) but have the bone structure and aches of a 90 year old person. Shin splits, knee problems, broken ankles, jammed fingers, pulled muscles and tendinitis is common when you’re Colorguard old. Generally used when You have been spinning since middle school or highschool, and are relatively young, but are old and feel as though you’re decaying physically.
Person 1: Man why are your Knees CRACKING like that during that squat?

Person 2: Bro that’s bc I’m weak and colorguard old.
by icantfeelyourtoes October 4, 2022
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Colorado s'more

Following a Colorado Campfire, you complete the s'more experience by directing the girls lit farts at the marshmallow thus ensuring a delicious toasty s'more.
My girl took the Colorado Campfire up to the next level by lighting her flatus and giving me a Colorado s'more.
by anonymous October 12, 2022
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Colorattitude

General uptight dimeanor or way of thinking by folks from Colorado characterized by their belief that 1) there are mountains/snow nowhere else 2)only Coloradans recreate outdoors, and/or 3) no location can be superior in any way to Colorado. This leads to an inability to find enjoyment when traveling or actually moving away from home.

These people also like to use "Colorado" in a very generalized way when making comparisons, despite most folks actually just living in the burbs.
Non-Colorado Guy - "We've been getting so much snow this year in the U.P."
Colorado Guy - "Bro, that ain't snow. Colorado gets way more than that"
Non-Colorado Guy- "Don't you live in Denver where the snow melts fairly rapidly? We regularly get twice as much in the town I live in, and it doesn't melt until March."
Colorado Guy- "Well the mountains get more snow than you."
Non-Colorado Guy- "Cool it with your Colorattitude, it's killing our small-town vibe"
by Chill'n October 18, 2022
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Colorattitude

General uptight dimeanor or way of thinking by folks from Colorado characterized by their belief that 1) there are mountains/snow nowhere else 2)only Coloradans recreate outdoors, and/or 3) no location can be superior in any way to Colorado. This leads to an inability to find enjoyment when traveling or actually moving away from home.

These people also like to use "Colorado" in a very generalized way when making comparisons, despite most folks actually just living in the burbs.
Non-Colorado Guy - "We've been getting so much snow this year in the U.P."
Colorado Guy - "Bro, that ain't snow. Colorado gets way more than that"
Non-Colorado Guy- "Don't you live in Denver where the snow melts fairly rapidly? We regularly get twice as much in the town I live in, and it doesn't melt until March."
Colorado Guy- "Well the mountains get more snow than you."
Non-Colorado Guy- "Cool it with your Colorattitude, it's killing our small-town vibe"
by Chill'n October 18, 2022
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