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A person who has accepted Jesus Christ as their savior. That's all one must do to become a Christian. Contrary to popular belief, most Christians are tolerant and realistic people. However, only the hypocritical ones get publicized, due to the media loathing anything relating to God and/or family values. Yes, many Christians go to church, but the most reasonable ones don't force it upon others. Christians enjoy personal relationships with Jesus and don't really belong in an "organized religion" as the media implies. Reasonable Christians get really mad when other Christians act hypocritical or rude to other people.
Christian: Hey, what's up? Let's hang out, or go to the movies sometime. Or go to the mall, whatever's good :)
Christian-hater: Dude, I'm glad I met you. You're such a great friend; you don't seem to hate anyone and you're always up for fun, although not so much drugs and sex. I'm just glad you're not a Christian. Those frickin homophobes are everything that's wrong with this country.
Christian: It's really too bad you feel that way. I guess you'll hate me once you find out I'm a Christian. Most of us aren't jerks, you know.
Christian-hater: Ohh crap. Well I feel like a jerk now... but you can't be a Christian. You're too sweet, and sarcastic.
Christian: You accuse of us being narrow-minded; you are too, to be honest. Let's just move on, and we'll both promise to be open-minded best friends, okay?
Christian-hater: Okay, I'll try.
*they hug, then go to the movies and have fun*
Christian by MissCaliBrownie April 7, 2010

Christianna 

A psycho bitch possessive of her husband and her kids. Loves rock music and is a in the closet goth. But can also seem broken even if she smiles in your face you can see it in her eyes she’s alone and misses her loved ones. She bangs out awesome cakes at a job she hates secretively but can’t leave
You know that girl “Christianna”. She’s a closet goth.
Christianna by Jadededgesoflife August 29, 2018

Christian Death Metal 

Death metal with all the metal taken out of it, in order to make it palatable for the faithful, duped masses who think their tyrannical god cares what lyrics somebody else growls into a microphone.

Why believe in a such a petty dickhead of a god? Probably because they're too stupid to actually listen to the lyrics of real death metal and understand why the bands are speaking out against small-minded religious idiots.
Jonboy: Hey, wanna listen to some Mortification? It's Christian Death Metal! They use lyrics which are friendly to God!

Bill-bo: Shut the fuck up, and listen to Bloodbath, that's real metal.

Nancy Christianson 

Girl who is super pretty, easy to get along with, and has the most beautiful eyes in the world. Kind of stuck up, but you can live with it. Has very bad self-confidence. Gorgeous.
Nancy Christianson is very beautiful.

christian wolf 

christian wolf by Hahaxhristain August 21, 2016
An outgoing, fun, positive guy who you can have a laugh and act stupid towards each other with. He is also the guy that will guide you and listens to you through good and bad timings. He is special and worth talking to.
Christian by DatDopeKiddo May 16, 2016