Boner Yoghurt

A euphemism for semen

Sam really puts out a lot of Boner Yoghurt, doesn't he?

by Boner Yogurt July 9, 2015

Boner Honer

A slang term for someone’s mouth.

Shut your boner honer John.

Jane was upset when her husband started running his boner honer to the police officer.

by Bigdummie March 22, 2019

Coder Boner

When your code works, you get a coder boner.

OMG it worked! My Coder Boner is chubbing up.

by awkieawk December 3, 2021

Why Boner

It is a boner or erection that occurs questionably, however unlike inappropriate boners in public "why boners" usually occurs when someone sees something that gives them an erection constantly, it can lead to a new fetish or a new gender depending on what they have seen.

"Ah, the return of the Why Boner... WITH A VENGEANCE!"

by Kojiro_BlackSun August 12, 2023

Boner Riser

to have your magic stick stand up or rise up when seeing a hot chick.

There was no boner risers at the last PTA meeting.

by redraider67 March 13, 2015

Sparkly Boner

Ignorant indulgence in whale sex followed by contemplation of self worth and visions of unicorns

How do you get your sparkly boner?

I was born with it.

by 64950 November 21, 2010

Toilet Boner

That awkward moment when your dick gets slightly to hardcore erect, and it hits the bottom of the toilet seat.

*Mom walks in*
“OH MY GOD CHAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING???”
“Chill out Mom. I got a toilet boner. Just cleaning my meat.”
“Oh okay, understood.”

by IFap232BluntsIG August 10, 2018