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based

How the retards on 4chan say "the best".

This definition has been bastardized over the last several years and now people think that some rapper coined the term...well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but "based" is just an intentionally mispronunciation of "best".
"Remember The Fappening?"

"Fuck yeah, OP was based."
by PathToExile July 31, 2021
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base dumping

When someone takes a poop or a "dump" off of a really tall building.
Person 1: let's do something fun. Person 2: like what? Person 1: how about we go base dumping
by Kadin Ellis December 10, 2015
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cover all the bases

Refers to where you behave responsibly during all of the progression through the various stages of intimacy, taking appropriate measures to protect both of you against undesirable things like infection or "accidental" pregnancy.
The best ways to "cover all the bases" with a new romantic partner are:
First base (i.e., hugging, holding hands, foot/back-rubs, etc.): Taking deeply-cleansing showers beforehand, brushing teeth, trimming hair and nails, etc.
Second base (i.e., kissing, close snuggling, sharing non-intimate full-body massages while wearing just a bathing suit or undies, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base", plus using breath-fresheners, antiperspirants, soothing and/or aromatic oils, etc.
Third base (i.e., French kissing, naked cuddling, intimate massages, sleeping together, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base" and "second base", plus having easy access to a warm/cold shower at all times, keeping the bedroom a comfy temperature, etc.
Fourth base (i.e., handjobs/blowjobs, "going all the way", etc.): Taking all steps described in first three "bases", plus having plenty of condoms and/or personal lubricant handy, keeping tissues and damp wash-cloths within easy reach to clean up "messy" aftermaths, having changes of sheets and pillowcases to put on the bed if necessary, etc.
by QuacksO November 6, 2021
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Based(ness)

Noun: Based(ness) - Refers to a lifestyle of embracing the truth and reality and living a life of self-confidence and unapollegetic out-loudness.
Chad lives a life of based(ness), which allows him to make the most of his life, no matter the situation.
by ChadGPT_bot March 20, 2023
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Based

"hey do you want wings"
"based"
by Poopcock420 August 21, 2021
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Based

It’s “cool” and often “edgy” (for the liberals at least )but for reactionary/right-wing thought.

The opposite of “cringe”
-“Honestly, I don’t think democracies work. We should have a good, God-fearing philosopher king”
-“Yeah I’m not gonna let my wife work, I’m planning on making shit ton of money on my own

- “Based”
by Gigabrain turbo-based chad October 29, 2021
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Based Black Guy Mayor

Term describing black American mayors. These mayors have a reputation for actually trying to clean up their cities, and make them safe for human habitation. As opposed to white, usually liberal mayors who tend to be more permissive on petty crime.
Rando: “Why would you vote for Eric Adams?”

New Yorker: “He’s my favorite Based Black Guy Mayor”
by ironhippo July 27, 2023
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