banana exit

A euphemism for the anus. Most etymologists believe that the phrase originally referred to the anuses of monkeys, who are believed to subsist mainly on bananas, although now the phrase is commonly used to refer to the human anus.

1. Toddler: Mommy, where does poopie come from?
MILF: Your banana exit, sweetie.

2. Student: Doctor, what is this itchy rash around my banana exit?
Doctor: I'm sorry, son. You have herpes.

3. Porn star: Oh, fuck yeah, it's so big! Put it in my banana exit!!

by Reese Witherspoon April 14, 2008

Tokyo Banana

It’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, but it’s his fault.

“I totally wanted to have fun, but he had a tokyo banana,” said Becky.

by Burnt Turtl3 February 10, 2018

banana style

Banana style - when two friends put the end of a banana in each of their butts. The first one to peel their side of the banana wins the banana battle.

"Did you see my frat bro jimmy's banana style? His moves were so erratic!"

by OG Gbois June 7, 2017

Banana Hawk

Extremely small and hairy chode1, that resembles that of a pigmy marmoset.

do you have a banana hawk?

by Judge Danforth July 1, 2009

Flounder and Bananas

When Blake is molestered by a group of priests.

Priest: Can you believe the flounder and bananas we put on blake after the sermon?
Other Priest: We peeled that little shit.

by ThisIsCrazyBird August 4, 2014

Peet the Banana

A banana that is on a truck if you see him he is wearing booty shorts.

Omg. I seen Peet the Banana

by yoshinafanclub January 18, 2018

Peaches and Bananas

Like Apples and Oranges, but with Humans...... as noms

Human 1: Why would it be weird if you're straight male friend grabbed your gay female friends' butt, but it wasn't weird when your gay male friend T-Ed just grabbed your straight female friends' tits and screaming "HeeeeeyyyyyAiimmmeeeeWaaasssupGurrrl!!!" at the party?

Human2: Got me. Peaches and Bananas bruh...

by Mr. Mets March 2, 2020