super mega awesome boner pownage 

Term for something awesome such as a cool trick you might do on a skateboard.

Dude! That was super mega awesome boner pownage!!

super mega awesome boner pownage by Tha Producer12 May 28, 2009

Post-traumatic stress boner 

Commonly abbreviated PTSB. An erection or extreme sexual arousal following a psychologically traumatizing event.

After torturing detainees in Guantamo, Jim came home with a raging post-traumatic stress boner for Sally.

Jack: Is it strange that, after seeing my parents naked, I got a raging PTSB?
Sue: Yes it is, Jack. You should see a psychiatrist that specializes in PTSB.

Post-traumatic stress boner by Sam and Zane October 16, 2012

Billy the boner 

A fat guy whose sexually excited all the time.

Bobby: Is your boyfriend Billy the boner?
Maj : Huh?
Bobby: Because he's always enthusiastic when it comes to sex.

Billy the boner by whenimaqueen September 1, 2018

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner 

Approximately 3-5 feet once he has a boner

Julie loved Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner size, one she hung up a picture of it in here room

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner by masonthemissile November 11, 2022

Broken Boner 

n. Sexual injury occuring when the man misses the woman during vigorous intercourse, bending his Unit while still fully Erect. Sometimes the woman can be injured in the process as well. The worst senario is when the woman is Riding the man and bends the mans Schlong all the way back to it's base. Usually a Broken Boner is accompanied by sobbing, fainting and, in extreme cases, Barfing and trips to the ER.

Could cause permanent damage, leading to Crooked Dick

"Aaaaaaaaahhhhh... broken boner!!!"

Broken Boner by <--Beavis--> April 12, 2006

prime boner 

A quality and memorable erection brought on by the ultimate tease. Might lead to the utterance of boner alert.

When she hinted that there was nothing underneath her dress, I knew I was in for a prime boner.

prime boner by littlemissperky March 19, 2008

piss boner 

An erection caused by an over abundance of urine in the penis, usually occurring upon waking in the morning.

I woke up with a piss boner and slapped kyle in the face with it.

piss boner by Flake Barias May 29, 2008