Mac Attack

An attack that you are likely to experience after a night in bed with the Macnamee...
Often brought on by the lack of clean sheets, christmas smell and southern nature of this Macnamme creature

Main symptoms include
1) a rash
2) using words like concur

3) eating veggie rubbish
4) conistantly applying Mac Lipstick.

Can only be cured by recieving a magic drink for the Goddes Bella B.

Mate i had one of those Mac Attacks last night. worst experience of my life...

by Bella B February 1, 2010

Fried Liver Attack

When you're having reverse-cowgirl sex with someone and you try to spank them, but miss, and wind up slapping their liver instead.

"Yooo I fucked up last night I accidentally gave Mike the Fried Liver Attack! He's gonna leave me for sure, he threw up everywhere!"

by crabapplesouffle November 23, 2020

virgin attack

A virgin attack is when you act like a weirdo or a loser simply because you don't have enough self control over your words.

Zignatious had a "virgin attack" when he got PBU'd as he got tackled by 5 people mid air as he made the catch.

by jeremytatum April 26, 2019

counter attack

a meal purchased at the counter of the public bar of a drinking establishment - a counter meal.

"christ, i'm hungover as nobody's business - time for a counter attack!"

by noof April 7, 2004

dol-attack

definition: a sensation where either Grayson or Ethan is so hot to look at, the consumer starts hyperventilating, choking, falling off seats, heavily breathing, biting things intensely, or getting butterflies in the lower part of their stomach.

Something very common in Dolan Twins stans :)

idiot boy: *sees a girl crying*
idiot boy: why r u crying?
girl: the dolan twins are too hot, im having a dol-attack

by alien_696969 May 3, 2020

Sack Attack

When one’s scrotum goes rogue

Sorry I couldn’t to the meeting today, I felt a sack attack coming on and decided not to risk it.

by medium_dipper December 7, 2021

Dark attack

Having a sudden and often unexpected hit of depression, resentment, bitterness, anger and other negative thoughts and emotions

- Why is Asbjorn suddenly sitting alone and quiet in the corner over there?
- Oh, he's only having a dark attack. As I was saying (...)

by Onomatopoetikon March 17, 2024