Demi: "If I ever did that...I'd be under dick ataaaaaaaaaack!.....so Im putting my defenses up cause I don't want to fall in love, If I ever did that, I'd be under dick attack!"
by Andypande September 8, 2021
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Get the attackive mug.Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.
1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack
2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.
2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.
by Ballingtrapking May 10, 2016
Get the Colombian Jaguar Attack mug.A sudden and urgent need to poop so badly that all activities must be paused immediately. Often strikes without warning, leaving the victim scrambling for the nearest toilet like their life depends on it. The term comes from “kak” (meaning poop in Albanian) and “attack” (as in a full-on, no-mercy strike).
Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.
Invented by the three Fejzullai brothers, this term has become the go-to expression for those unexpected, high-stakes bathroom emergencies.
"Bro I was halfway through the gym session when I got hit with a full-blown Kak-Attack… I barely made it to the bathroom!"
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Get the Starfish attack mug.The name for the inflated ego of speed event drivers that compete in series such as Global Time Attack, World Time Attack Challenge, and Time Trials.
“Jake has such a big time attack ego; do you think he would ever consider wheel-to-wheel racing?”
“Nah, he’s too cool for lowly wheel-to-wheel events that have aero rules.”
“Nah, he’s too cool for lowly wheel-to-wheel events that have aero rules.”
by Stutututu March 14, 2022
Get the Time Attack Ego mug.November 6th: A day where Jared Block can be attacked verbally in any way shape or form as long as there is no physical violence involved.
So glad to be alive on this day, National Attack Jared Block Day, where we can call Jared any mean name in the book and not be reprimanded. #thankful
by laparth November 5, 2020
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