This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.
Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.
The other terrorists golf clap.
Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.
The other terrorists golf clap.
“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”
“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”
“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”
by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020
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If they unsuccessfully parry the insult the are permanently dubbed gay until being cured.
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Something very common in Dolan Twins stans :)
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idiot boy: *sees a girl crying*
idiot boy: why r u crying?
girl: the dolan twins are too hot, im having a dol-attack
idiot boy: why r u crying?
girl: the dolan twins are too hot, im having a dol-attack
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Something very common in Dolan Twins stans :)
Something very common in Dolan Twins stans :)
idiot boy: *sees a girl crying*
idiot boy: are u ok?
girl: no, the dolan twins are too hot, im having a dol-attack
idiot boy: are u ok?
girl: no, the dolan twins are too hot, im having a dol-attack
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Sheikh: Why did the party stop all of a sudden? Where did all my guests go?
Servant: All of them left your highness, Saddam scared them all away with his scud attacks...
Servant: All of them left your highness, Saddam scared them all away with his scud attacks...
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"Jack no one got ya back
Your under attack
Your so dumb you might as well be on crack
Go get a life and friends
Good one before you meet your hopefully painful end"
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Your under attack
Your so dumb you might as well be on crack
Go get a life and friends
Good one before you meet your hopefully painful end"
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