Jon Jones

A verb, typically used to describe the act of striking or punching someone, usually meaning to elbow someone, as Jon Jones is a fighter known to have powerful elbows.
I will Jon Jones the fuck out of you.
by Ken Kamuy May 31, 2024
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Jon Jones

To strike someone, particularly to elbow them.
I will Jon Jones you bitch, stay back.
by Ken Kamuy June 06, 2024
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Jon jones

A amazing father, and responsible drinker. And does not like cocaine, just likes the smell of it.
JON JONES IS THE NEW UNDISPUTED UFC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!
by dobronxfan44 April 24, 2024
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Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.
Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2024
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Lea Naomi Jones

A black girl that is so fucking white that not only does she sound that way but she is beginning to

look that way, even smell that white.
Look at Lea Naomi Jones, she's so fucking white
by Jarshotgun December 03, 2014
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Joned It

When you made up a lie and continued with it until you fuck it yourself
"I need work that day but I need to work somewhere else and I need the money however I won't work it anyway."

So do you want the work and money what you need?

No

You've Joned it
by LePawn November 05, 2020
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Emily Jones

Isn't that the square headed fella from Minecraft?
Person 1 : "Is that Emily Jones from Minecraft?"
Person 2 : "You mean Steve?"
by Barry B Bensen December 03, 2021
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