donkey lick

When you lick the ass hole and pussy at the same time.

I was with this girl and I gave her a good donkey lick!

by Grantooj December 14, 2017

porch donkey

a black male less smart than others

Look at that porch donkey! Robbin' stores and being stupid!

by Bb stol3 April 9, 2017

Donkey Dick

Donkey dick is a term used when talking about something that smells like shit.

That dog smells like donkey dick!

by BuskeOrdbok February 24, 2018

Donkey Dick

A guy who tries very hard to impress the ladies, often lying about his past and income. Someone who cannot hold his liquor. Someone who is nice to your face but kicks you like a jackass would, when your backs turned. A guy who ghosts women, doesn't pay his child support. Worse yet, he "isn't allowed to see his kids". The bottom of the barrel of the dating pool. A donkey dick. Sometimes known as "swinging donkey dick"

That guy Karl, he has several kids by several women, he's a real donkey dick.

by MoistJoyce November 8, 2019

Donkey Khan

The act of striking a woman in the nose, before sexual relations, with the intent of causing a nose bleed that would run down the outside of her mouth mocking a Mongol mustache.

Also see: Naughty Genghis

"Can I please Donkey Khan you? I have been thinking of it all day."

by nortydud March 7, 2010

donkey flick

While doing it doggy style with a female, the male flicks the woman in the back of the neck, making it contract, therefore getting a better orgasm.

When Jesse donkey flicked me, I got the most sexual orgasm ever.

by Paulie Kay June 19, 2007

Sea donkey

A sea donkey is very attractive and is agile and quick like a fish but they like donkey's. Sea donkey's can be nice but they can also be hostile(mean). Sea donkeys are very cute or beautiful in alot of ways.

Look at him... He is a sea donkey!!

by Bob banker June 12, 2018