Tard

The appearance of a moldy poptart left on the kitchen counter for 1 year.

I forgot to trash a popTARD and it became moldy.

by Bishainator November 12, 2018

Tard

A derisive term meant to describe a mentally retarded person or more accurately, a person who acts stupidly. The evolution of the word comes as the word gets shorter, the greater the insult it conveys. Thus:

Mentally Retarded Person < Retarded < Retard < Tard.

Girl One: Mike is wearing his hoodie backwards again.
Girl Two: He’s such a tard!

by morpheus30 August 15, 2023

Tard

Shorted version of Bastard or retard. Used to describe someone who is being an idiot.

Also see Fucktard.

"you are such a tard"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Nero..tard

A literal god

Nero..tard is a literal god

by quanferv December 22, 2021

sus-tard

Someone who does both sus and retarded things at the same time.

Guy 1: *moans audibly for no reason*
Guy 2: Yo can you stop acting like a sus-tard?

by deathly5682 October 30, 2020

Coochie-tard

When you're having sexual intercourse with a woman who has down syndrome.

I pulled a coochie-tard yesterday.

by Twan86 November 7, 2021

Tech-tarded

One who has difficulties using technology

He was too tech-tarded to search the web

by dracopiaz January 16, 2025