donkey shit

a boy who talks to much preferbaly caled matie

your name means donkey shit

by donkey shits November 27, 2018

Donkey Khan

The act of striking a woman in the nose, before sexual relations, with the intent of causing a nose bleed that would run down the outside of her mouth mocking a Mongol mustache.

Also see: Naughty Genghis

"Can I please Donkey Khan you? I have been thinking of it all day."

by nortydud March 7, 2010

Donkey Dick

A guy who tries very hard to impress the ladies, often lying about his past and income. Someone who cannot hold his liquor. Someone who is nice to your face but kicks you like a jackass would, when your backs turned. A guy who ghosts women, doesn't pay his child support. Worse yet, he "isn't allowed to see his kids". The bottom of the barrel of the dating pool. A donkey dick. Sometimes known as "swinging donkey dick"

That guy Karl, he has several kids by several women, he's a real donkey dick.

by MoistJoyce November 8, 2019

Cowboy Donkey

When a person or animal pulls down there pants and puts ther butt in another persons face, and they rub their butt in their face.

She gave me a cowboy donkey and it smelled like dead fish.

by Miranda and Katie September 10, 2007

Steam Donkey

When a woman passes gas on a man's genitals as he is instructing her anally.

Carl got his junk steam donkey'd last night.

by LazySage October 27, 2014

fucked the donkey

To pass out.

Man, I accidentally took my dad's painkillers instead of my own and I totally fucked the donkey.

by bardickenku April 23, 2018

donkey flick

While doing it doggy style with a female, the male flicks the woman in the back of the neck, making it contract, therefore getting a better orgasm.

When Jesse donkey flicked me, I got the most sexual orgasm ever.

by Paulie Kay June 19, 2007