Jacobing

To defecate on homeless individuals while masturbating to images of lesbian furry threesomes.

Daniel: Hey wanna go out tonight?

Maria: Sorry Jorge and I are alreading going Jacobing!

by fent gunss September 4, 2025

Jacob Joyce

A kid with a big cock, good sense of humor, good friend, easy to love, GREAT TO FUCK!!

Girl- “I fucked that kid Jacob Joyce last night.”
Her friend- “OMG! How was it?”
Girl- “GREAT! He is massive!”

by German_Catholic_Jew February 14, 2020

jacob

a scrawny little sh** that has no presence at all but yet all his friends know where he is at all times. if your a friend with him bully him in the most friendly way possible without taking it too far.

friend 1: wheres Jacob
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee

friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*

convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back

by kajyboiiiiii October 22, 2020

jacob

a human

its that a human

it must be Jacob

by loki da cat March 10, 2022

Jacob

Is a guy who will play with girls heart and make them think that he likes them and then after a while will end up talking shit bout them

Never fall for any Jacobs

by Gshdjdkfofkckfnndkd November 27, 2019

A jacob

To pull a cringe joke is to pull a jacob

Jacob: "that's Squarer than my square body hehehuhuhehe." Other person: you just pulled a jacob"

by You just pulled a jacob July 11, 2025

Jacob

A future Prime Minister

Jacob will be Prime Minister one day

by Hedgiwhw284848 November 22, 2021